Women find male genitals replusive, and most men don't even know it

[watchwolf49]

I didn’t read all the posts … but ignorance fought … I thought women liked dicks, especially during child birth … gives them something to squeeze really fucking hard and twist with all her might during the worst of the pains … maybe I should be more careful about the women I choose to hang out with …

[Don_t_Panic]

@Faylasouf

My own gf hasn’t told me word for word that she finds penises disgusting, but I’ve picked up on it cause once a man sent her a dick pick she was visibly enraged and revolted, telling him it looked like a piece of stool (his penis looked fine). Another time a friend of hers flashed his penis in front of her, she said she was literally going to puke and had to hold her mouth to keep it down.

OP, I’m trying to make sense of this post, in light of my impression of you thus far. For one thing, you don’t actually have a girlfriend. I mean, who do you think you’re kidding? So, when you say “my own gf”, you mean “my sister, or other close female relative”, right? Whoever it is in your family that you try to sneak peeks at in the shower, but thankfully never get to touch? And when you say “a man”, you mean “me, the OP”, right? And furthermore, when you say “a friend of hers”, you also mean “me, the OP”, correct?

[Not_Carlson]

@watchwolf49

… I thought women liked dicks, especially during child birth … gives them something to squeeze really fucking hard and twist with all her might during the worst of the pains … maybe I should be more careful about the women I choose to hang out with …

Or maybe just stop walking into delivery rooms with your dick out.

[DinoR]

@puzzlegal

I don’t know any woman who doesn’t enjoy sex more than trimming her nails.

Clearly you don’t know his girlfriend. With his attitudes I can easily imagine she’s in that group…for now.

[Ambivalid]

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[DSeid]

Why does a troll with erectile dysfunction post threads like this?

To get a rise out of something.

[Yllaria]

@watchwolf49

I didn’t read all the posts … but ignorance fought … I thought women liked dicks, especially during child birth … gives them something to squeeze really fucking hard and twist with all her might during the worst of the pains … maybe I should be more careful about the women I choose to hang out with …

OK. That made me laugh. Does that prove the OP’s point?
Nah.

[Kent_Clark]

@Mijin

But some minority of guys get bitter about the whole thing. The OP ISTM is much too far gone, sad to see.

No, it’s not too late! Help is just a click away!

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What a great bunch of folks they are!

[Don_t_Panic]

@kunilou

No, it’s not too late! Help is just a click away!

I read that as “just a dick away”. Anyway, same difference.

[Leaffan]

Gimme shelter, it’s just a dick away, dick away, dick away.

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[Sparky812]

@watchwolf49

I didn’t read all the posts … but ignorance fought … I thought women liked dicks, especially during child birth … gives them something to squeeze really fucking hard and twist with all her might during the worst of the pains … maybe I should be more careful about the women I choose to hang out with …

Quoted for truth.

When our 1st was born, I did not see it coming, underestimated her range and suddenly my wife got hold of my belt buckle and more than a few short and curlies!

[John_DiFool]

@DSeid

Why does a troll with erectile dysfunction post threads like this?

To get a rise out of something.

And this board is like Viagra for such. I can’t believe a single Doper takes him the least bit seriously.

[Superdude]

Ironically, isn’t that how she ended up pregnant in the first place, Sparky?

[Broomstick]

@Malleus_Incus_Stapes

Now that this is in the Pit: does anyone think the OP is sort of fishing for compliments? Like, he’s worried that women think his junk looks stupid, he wants to be assured this is not so, but he figures that if he posts, “Hey ladies! Whadaya think of penises? They’re great, amirite?”, most women will just think he’s a creeper and ignore him. So he posts this ridickulous thread about how women all hate dongs, and everyone hurries in to say, “No, we think they’re awesome, what are you talking about???”, and he feels better about his woeful wang.

Well… maybe…

Except I don’t recall any of them women saying penises are awesome. OK, tolerable, silly, all sorts of things, but I don’t see any dick-worship going on here. Probably does somewhere (rule 34 and all) but if he was fishing for compliments the ones he got were all pretty limp.

[TreacherousCretin]

@DSeid

Why does a troll with erectile dysfunction post threads like this?

To get a rise out of something.

I beg your hardon?

[Chefguy]

Well, I had to pop the question to my wife. She got a bit of a pained look on her face and said “Welllllllll. . . . yours aren’t. . .”, accompanied by a weak smile.

[asahi]

Well, I must say, I wasn’t expecting this thread.

[Ukulele_Ike]

Wait. What? Six pages, 277 posts?

My dick is simply gorgeous. All the chicks want to give it a kiss.

[Sparky812]

@Superdude

Ironically, isn’t that how she ended up pregnant in the first place, Sparky?

Yep, she definitely does not find it “replusive”, quite the opposite in fact.

[Sparky812]

I think this thread really needs asoundtrack from the late great Chuck Berry!