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Bryan Eckers wrote: " I tried to make my penis more attractive. It turns out mentioning the number of nearby parks and elementary schools was not the best route."
Have you tried “Steve Martin’s Penis Beauty Cream”?
I know that vagazzling is a thing. Now that I’ve been educated, I’m going to look into encrusting myself with dickfetti in hopes of lowering partner’s disgust.
Band name!
I had a neighbor once who had a beautiful, bakery quality cake, yet he never ate any. Over time, a number of people, behind his back, gorged on his cake. Eventually somebody left a trail of crumbs, and the dude realized what was up and became very upset.
So in this Great Debate, we have a guy telling everyone how women really feel about penis, despite actual women disagreeing, and other men explaining that his theory seems flawed.
All rightie then.
IKR. I was expecting penis to ensue.
THIS! x1,000,000
Funny analogy. So if someone forces you to eat cake why don’t we sentence them to 10 years to life like we do rapists?
I am curious to know what the debate is as well, are all of us males supposed to just hate our penises after reading that?. OP, If samples of the population work, using your logic (leaving many factors absent), I can then say the posts on this forum are equally representative of the population of the world and how they feel about penises. If that is the case, you are in the minority. I am also quite sure your statements would piss off both sides of the aisle, in any scenario.
Or maybe I should go search ebay for a confetti merkin.
I’m pretty sure Aggravated Assault can get close or exceed such penalties.
Here’s the sliver of truth contained in the OP: Guys, if there’s a girl you’re interested in, don’t try to get her attention by texting her a picture of your junk. She’ll only find it repulsive.
Don’t do this.
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Cite?
Aggravated Assault is reserved for when you seriously maim or disfigure someone for life, not when you shove a cake into their mouth.
Quoted once again because it bears repeating:
Clearly, we are supposed to hate women for being whores and thus feel free to manipulate them and take advantage of them and disregard their concerns.
Shoving food down an unwilling person’s throat can fall well into the legal definition of aggratavted assult.
Quicksilver beat me to it, but suffice it to say your understanding of the term is not complete.
OP, I would like to propose a thought experiment.
Imagine for a moment that you were raped by a man. Violently so, in fact. He has assaulted you and forced his " repulsive" penis in you. There was threat of additional harm, maybe even death, but there was actual violence in the action.
Now, do you only feel violated because his dick was ugly?
Would it be ok if he then gave you a present or called you sweetie?