Worst possible band names

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WTF and the OMGLOLs
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Just snorted at work. Thanks!

The William Shatner Experience

[QUOTE=rinni]
“Trout Fishing in America”.
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This is actually the name of an book by Richard Brautigan, oddly enough.

Anyway, I’ve got some more:

Hobo Cuddling
Shy About Our Genitals
Mayonnaise Garglers
The Abu Gharib Singers
The Smoky Mountain Cornhole Boys

[QUOTE=Loopydude]
Mohamed Atta Fun Happy Play Time Ice Cream Party?
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Is it wrong to laugh at this?
I’ve always thought a great band name would be Free Kitties!

[QUOTE=Robot Arm]
Toad the Wet Sprocket comes from an old Monty Python routine, with a rock-critic/entertainment-reporter type giving a rundown of the happenings and travails of certain bands and musicians. When I first heard of the real group, I thought it was a joke. I’m waiting for one of them to do a side project as Poached Salmon in a White Wine Sauce or Helen Shapiro.
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I’m with you on the Poached Salmon dreams…

The story I heard was that the name was chosen in a moment of panic when they were about to be introduced - thinking that they could change it anytime they wanted to, then inertia took over and they never got around to it…

Grim

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Is it wrong to laugh at this?
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I felt kinda queasy the moment I hit the “Submit” button, so, yeah, probably.

[QUOTE=Largo62]
Your Sister Is Next
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Hey now, that’d be perfect for hardcore. Hardcore PUNK, ok? :rolleyes: Got that ominous, late 70s New York, black ball of dread in the pit of the stomach feeling.

[QUOTE=GeorgiaBoy]
The William Shatner Experience
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I would pay upwards of $50/ticket to see this band, without even knowing what kind of music they played.

Odor
Jock Itch and the Taints
Teratoma
Teratoma Babyshower
Babyshit Brown and the Greens
Very Old Nuns

[QUOTE=rinni]
“Trout Fishing in America”.
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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
This is actually the name of an book by Richard Brautigan, oddly enough.
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It’s also a band, that was the point.

[QUOTE=grimpixie]
I heard was that the name was chosen in a moment of panic when they were about to be introduced - thinking that they could change it anytime they wanted to, then inertia took over and they never got around to it…
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I’ve heard a very similar story about The Presidents of the United States of America.

[QUOTE=Carlyjay]
I would pay upwards of $50/ticket to see this band, without even knowing what kind of music they played.
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Howsabout The Bill Shatner Hairplug Cotillion

Dirty Sanchez and the Soiled Trojans
David Hasselhoff and Friends
Painful Rectal Itching
Occasional Anal Leakage
Vomit and the Hairballs
The Terri Schiavo Charity Luncheon
Leper Soup
Nearsighted Gynecologists
The Gloryholers
God Hates Fags!
Duct Tape Babysitting Service
The Joan Crawford Child Care Center
The Albert Haynesworth Clog Dancers
Teddy Kennedy’s Driving Instructor

Pediatric Oncology and the Quiet Christmas (I am so going to hell for that)

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Painful Rectal Itching
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No, that’s a bad name for jam.

[QUOTE=erie774]
Pediatric Oncology and the Quiet Christmas (I am so going to hell for that)
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Don’t worry, I hear they play there on Tuesdays. That was mind bogglingly horrific, I applaud you.

[QUOTE=RealityChuck]

OTOH, a punk band could be named just about anything, since it’d be ironic. “Old Time Mountain Hoedown” would work just fine.
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I think you’d have to be careful with a name like that. If I was an exclusive punk rocker I wouldn’t go see them.

[QUOTE=Foldup Rabbit]
I wonder if Deep Purple would consider that a copyright infringement.
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Trademark, and most likely.

[QUOTE=Loopydude]
Howsabout The Bill Shatner Hairplug Cotillion
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$75 plus parking.

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Don’t worry, I hear they play there on Tuesdays. That was mind bogglingly horrific, I applaud you.
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Thanks, I think. I love knowing that I can offend people with more than my breath and politics.

The DEAD KENNEDIES? :mad:

Granny’s Snapper
Medical Waste Fruitbars
We’re Deaf Amputees
The Nude Jackie Gleasons
Mother’s Methane Blast
The von Clap Family Singers