Just snorted at work. Thanks!
The William Shatner Experience
This is actually the name of an book by Richard Brautigan, oddly enough.
Anyway, I’ve got some more:
Hobo Cuddling
Shy About Our Genitals
Mayonnaise Garglers
The Abu Gharib Singers
The Smoky Mountain Cornhole Boys
Is it wrong to laugh at this?
I’ve always thought a great band name would be Free Kitties!
I’m with you on the Poached Salmon dreams…
The story I heard was that the name was chosen in a moment of panic when they were about to be introduced - thinking that they could change it anytime they wanted to, then inertia took over and they never got around to it…
Grim
I felt kinda queasy the moment I hit the “Submit” button, so, yeah, probably.
Hey now, that’d be perfect for hardcore. Hardcore PUNK, ok? :rolleyes: Got that ominous, late 70s New York, black ball of dread in the pit of the stomach feeling.
I would pay upwards of $50/ticket to see this band, without even knowing what kind of music they played.
Odor
Jock Itch and the Taints
Teratoma
Teratoma Babyshower
Babyshit Brown and the Greens
Very Old Nuns
It’s also a band, that was the point.
I’ve heard a very similar story about The Presidents of the United States of America.
Howsabout The Bill Shatner Hairplug Cotillion
Dirty Sanchez and the Soiled Trojans
David Hasselhoff and Friends
Painful Rectal Itching
Occasional Anal Leakage
Vomit and the Hairballs
The Terri Schiavo Charity Luncheon
Leper Soup
Nearsighted Gynecologists
The Gloryholers
God Hates Fags!
Duct Tape Babysitting Service
The Joan Crawford Child Care Center
The Albert Haynesworth Clog Dancers
Teddy Kennedy’s Driving Instructor
Pediatric Oncology and the Quiet Christmas (I am so going to hell for that)
No, that’s a bad name for jam.
Don’t worry, I hear they play there on Tuesdays. That was mind bogglingly horrific, I applaud you.
I think you’d have to be careful with a name like that. If I was an exclusive punk rocker I wouldn’t go see them.
Trademark, and most likely.
$75 plus parking.
Thanks, I think. I love knowing that I can offend people with more than my breath and politics.
The DEAD KENNEDIES? :mad:
Granny’s Snapper
Medical Waste Fruitbars
We’re Deaf Amputees
The Nude Jackie Gleasons
Mother’s Methane Blast
The von Clap Family Singers