Is low carb Monster energy drink and Salt and Vinegar flavored Pringles. I think my tounge is going to fall off.
Cough drops and Boston baked beans do not a flavorful combination make, either.
Neither do cabbage and cola. And that one has aftereffects as well.
Coffee and ketchup chips aren’t really doing much for me, either.
Ice cream and beer.
Dude, orange juice and toothpaste!
Cottage cheese followed by Kraft Singles. I’d rather brush my teeth, drink OJ, and guzzle coffee than taste that combination again.
Hey, I had some wasabi-coated anchovies a while ago.
It wasn’t my favorite flavor.
I made a parfait for desert the other night, layering Junket (strawberry) and unsweetened rhubarb. I though the extreme sweet/tart would be interesting. It kindasorta was, but I don’t plan on repeating the experiment. (it was very pretty, though)
Don’t tell Ben and Jerry’s. Although that was rather underwhelming.
Chopped Liver & Marshmallow Fluff sandwich (a friend of mine got those two ingredients at the store yesterday, and it’s quickly becoming our joke du jour)
Chocolate covered garlic.
I would so eat those.
There’s no further distance than the one between try and eat.
Lemonade and mushrooms. Well, I won’t say it’s the worse ever, but it’s bad.
Oreos and toothpaste. Blech.
My boss likes oatmeal cookies with beer. Blech! But he thinks weird to have a little wine with my popcorn.
Tuna sandwich and lemonade. gag
Toscanini’s once had Guinness-flavored ice cream. It was so-so.
Reddi-Wip and vagina.
I think you were filling her with the wrong kind of cream.
Many years ago, I met someone with a taste for the kinky. She had an idea one night to lick a little whipped cream off of me. She also thought that cherries were really sexy, so she wanted to eat those off of me as well. Well, she went a BIT overboard with it. She essentially made cherries jubilee on my chest. This was not a light snack. This was a full meal. It took her a good 30 minutes to eat it. I felt like little more than a plate. A really, really bored plate. When she was done, we ended up showering together, but we never did quite get rid of the smell. We both smelled like sour milk for the rest of the night.
It was probably the unsexiest night of my life.