Maybe the “deaf” thing is so she won’t have to listen to his super-hilarious sarcastic humor which he’s honed for years. Things like calling her “poop bird” and “stone butt” even though it makes her unhappy. So maybe that’s why. He wants a girl he can insult with the jokes he has “worked for years on” (like “poop bird”) without her y’know…crying and shit.
Hannibal Lector would find that ad creepy and disturbing. It’s all about you and what you want, with nothing about what you have to offer and the specifics are just…bizarre.