Flight times cut in 1/2 would you rather learn sky diving or scuba diving?
Sky diving. Never tried it, and would like to someday.
Cheddar or Swiss?
Both are pretty inoffensive and a bit bland but what’s not to like about Swiss?
Would you rather be attacked by pirates, ninjas, or zombies?
Pirates. They have a code, right? Assuming we’re talking about Captain Sparrow and not Captain Phillips. 
Being able to breathe and see underwater or fly?
If I can fly faster than 24 mph, I choose flying. Man it would be great to get to work without having to deal with traffic.
Would you rather have a frog in your pants, or a snake in your underwear drawer?
Frog, without question.
Lose one pinky or both little toes?
pinky~~~~~~Would you rather play “Mother may I” or “Red Light Green Light”?
Red Light, Green Light.
Barbershop quartet, or Gilbert and Sullivan?
Gilbert and Sullivan
Live in a human-sized nest of large pillows and cotton sheets or a castle made of Velveeta bricks?
We were just considering that very question the other day (probably comes up a lot in your home too) and the consensus was that the pillow & sheet nest, not only provided a more dignified living arrangement, but was less likely over time to smell.
Be Spiderman or the Green Arrow?
Spiderman, baby. That’d be cool.
Sneeze or cough?
sneeze please Would you rather have a vacation in Alaska or Hawaii?
I’ve never been to Alaska, so I choose that, but can I wait until next summer to go?
Would you rather have dinner with Donald Trump or Rush Limbaugh?
Donald Trump, so I could relentlessly criticize him to his face.
Would you rather have dinner with Mitch McConnell or Harry Reid?
Harry Reid. I couldn’t eat and look at Mitch McConnell at the same time.
Would you rather stub your toe or bite your tongue?
Stub my toe.
Would you rather go someplace by yourself, or as a tag-along with a couple on their third date?
Go out alone.
During the next debate, have Trump take a swing at Hillary and miss or speak any five words of your choosing?
Taking a swing at Hillary would just fire up his base. “I had sex with Ivanka” would end his campaign (but also fire up some of his base).
Sky dive or hang glide?
Neither, but I’ll take hang gliding over sky diving.
Own a really nice, friendly 150 pound dog, or a very mean, nasty 5 pound cat?
Dog. A cat of any size or temperament is a curse (sorry.)
Get $100,000 deposited into your bank account or $1,000,000 in pennies (which you can’t convert or deposit before spending?)