I think you really should work the F-bomb in there.
In play:
Can’t convert or deposit that many pennies? Sheesh. Guess I’ll take convenience over wealth - gimme the hundred grand, please.
I was actually thinking the N-word. Even more inflammatory and closer to reality than any of his supporters would be willing to admit.
In play:
Can’t convert or deposit that many pennies? Sheesh. Guess I’ll take convenience over wealth - gimme the hundred grand, please.
Catch a poisonous snake with your bare hands or wrestle a bull elk to the ground?
catch a snake ~better odds Would you live a life with unlimited $ but die at age 35 or live in poverty to age 90
Have money until age 35. I already had 30 years of poverty. That’s enough. 60 more years of poverty, plus being old. ::shudder:: too awful to think about.
Would you rather be an asshole or a chump?
A chump. I’m more comfortable with that already.
Unfixably bad breath or unfixably ugly teeth?
Bad breath. I can take a lifetime of breath sprays.
Be ugly but 36-24336, or be beautiful but 36-36-36.
Don’t know about that first number, but I guess Option B. People tend to focus on one’s face rather than one’s body in most situations.
Visit Honolulu or San Francisco?
Honolulu. It’s lovely every time of year.
Immortality or mortality?
mortality, I’ve packed several lives into this trip ~~ would you rather shave your head or dye your hair permanent hot pink?
Assuming it’ll grow back, hand me the razor. Assuming it won’t, hand me the razor.
Phil Hartman’s Trump or Alec Baldwin’s Trump?
I am really loving Alec’s Trump, but I miss Phil Hartman so much, so I am going with Phil.
Spend a crowded, hour-long subway ride next to someone reeking of cigarette smoke or reeking of weed?
Weed. I don’t even know what weed smells like, so I’m curious.
Retire as a Supreme Court justice in ailing health for medical treatment, but have a president whose political views are the opposite of yours to appoint your SCOTUS replacement, or…Stay on as Supreme Court justice for 8 more years, in miserable health, but the new president elected after those 8 years will appoint a SCOTUS replacement for you whose political views line up exactly with yours?
Welcome to Earth, when did you arrive? You should take a ride on BART. That smell? It’s weed.
I’m both a partisan and a creature of duty, so Option B.
Have either a tame Komodo dragon or a tame cheetah as a pet?
Cheetah. If I’m going to have a pet big enough to eat me, I want one that can form an emotional bond.
Would you rather die a spectacularly heroic death, saving innumerable innocents and be celebrated and honoured for the next thousand years, OR would you like to have a piece of delicious cake?
Celebrated death. I’ve eaten enough cake in my lifetime.
Have a life full of heroic adventures with every day being different and dying at 40, or living a very mundane, monotonous life and dying at 90?
Die younger but more exciting for me, please.
Have a five-minute chat with Queen Elizabeth I or Elizabeth II?
Elizabeth the First. I want the history details.
Eat in an expensive restaurant or cook a five course meal from scratch (both are sublime, delicious, will be talked about for ages and your enemies will weep at your skills.)
Culinary skill is admirable, but so is paying someone else who has it. Check please.
Go a day wearing very uncomfortable shoes or extremely tight underwear?