Shoes I can always kick off while I am at my desk.
Would you rather have Barney Rubble or Boo Boo Bear as your sidekick?
Barney, I guess, although they’re both kind of annoying.
Bill or Melania give you a footrub?
I’m sure they both have soft hands, I choose Melania ~~~ Would you rather marry money or beauty?
Money. Beauty fades.
Marry Scarlett O’Hara or Melanie Wilkes?
(My grandmother said that when you marry for money, you earn every penny).
Scarlett was prettier, a lot more interesting, and almost certainly better in the sack.
Hot coffee or iced tea?
(Grandma’s smart) Iced Tea, can’t do coffee anymore ~~~~Blond or Brunette?
Hubby’s brunette. so that’s settled.
At work:
- Belt falls in toilet after you’re done peeing
OR
- Folder cut (not paper cut) between your fingers.
(This happened to me. On the same damn day. Plus we found out we’d screwed something up for a client.)
Throw the belt away.
Don’t vote at all or vote for Hillary on the condition you must forever claim to have voted for Trump whenever asked or drawn into a discussion on the topic?
Can I wink and smile a lot while I say I voted for Trump? I’ll do that.
Design a complex software project or reconfigure your computer so Visual Studio 2013 works properly?
Need answer fast…
Design my own (if I was a lot smarter than I am now.)
Drink from a glass of water you found on a train or bathe in bathwater previously used by a stranger?
Bathe. I don’t know what’s in the glass, but bath water is less apt to be toxic.
Lose your iPhone or your pet?
I don’t have an IPhone, but I do have a cellphone. I’d lose that before I lost either our cat or our dog.
Yellow Lab dog or gray tabby cat?
I’ll take the cat … not that I dislike yellow labs.
Eat an apple core or an orange rind?
Uh… I guess the orange rind. At least it won’t scratch my throat.
Tug on Superman’s cape or spit in the wind?
spit mixed with a bit of dust in the wind ~~~~ Would you rather put the lime in the coconut or call me in the morning?
I like both lime and coconut (although I’m sure you’re fabulous as well.)
Mix chocolate with your peanut butter or peanut butter with your chocolate?
Yes!
Oh, all right, if I have to choose… mix peanut butter with my chocolate.
Next to die: Paul or Ringo?
Paul (Only because he’s lost a loved one) Would you rather have an indoor or outdoor job?
Indoor.
Would you rather live a year in your favorite book or go back in time to any point you choose?
Go back in time. Hello, William Shakespeare.
Bring Shakespeare or Mozart ahead in time to today?