Itches can be scratched.
Lose your indoor plumbing and have to use an outhouse or lose your ability to access the Internet?
A chronic pain as long it isn’t too intense. I think you can learn to ignore pain but not an itch.
Would you rather die of old age or die young saving a child from drowning?
Morals have me dying young~~~You are being hunted by 5 killer’s, you can choose a powerful handgun with 5 bullets or a compound bow with 15 arrows`
Gun
Would you rather be an all powerful wealthy but malevolent king/queen or live 50 years in a vermin infested windowless dungeon cell?
So much for moral’s, call me Queen`~ Would you rather have 7 siblings or be an only child?
Agreed. Otherwise just about every answer would be that, which is No Fun.
In play:
I have two siblings already, so I’m willing to take a stab at being an only child.
Rake leaves or use a leaf blower?
Leaf Blower
Be able to Juggle or ride an unicycle
Right now, unicycle, because I have trouble walking much.
Die instantaneously without pain … or die very painfully, yet have time to say good bye to friends and relatives?
I live with pain now so let’s go out quick & painless`~~ Rather drive a motorcycle or be the passenger?
Right now, given my lack of training, I’d rather be a passenger (as I have twice in my life already). But I’m willing to learn how to drive one.
Learn from a very patient expert pilot to fly a small jet or a helicopter?
Helicopters are so cool.
Witness the first airplane flight at Kitty Hawk or the Miracle on the Hudson?
Definitely Kitty Hawk.
Dress like a clown wherever you go or only in your underwear?
Clown, I guess. But I wouldn’t like it.
Be able to play all musical instruments like a master, or be able to speak and understand all languages like a native?
Interesting choices…Tough. I’ll go with all languages - you know, to promote unity and all that do-gooder kum bah yah crap
Would you rather be 25 years old and have to spend all day getting stoned and listening to Yes and Pink Floyd, while working as a pizza delivery driver, or be 50 years old have 2.5 children and work a positively unrewarding job in middle management?
I’ll go with B. At least I can find something rewarding to do when not on the job or attending to the health needs of my half-child.
Live to the age of 80 eating whatever you want whenever you want while remaining in good health or live to 85 on a strict diet with few splurges?
I’d unhesitatingly give up five years of life to have a more interesting time at meals. Hell, I could be doing it now!
Hire Mary Poppins or Alfred Pennyworth?
Alfred - the dude works with superhero types…which would suggest I’m a superhero, right? Whereas Mary Poppins (who may very well be practically perfect) seemed to offer her services in an effort to reform overbearing authoritarian parents…well, if she wants to work for me -just what would that suggest?
Live the first half of your life in abject poverty or the latter half?
First half. Of course, if I live to be 90 that means I’ll be 45 and still rolling pennies to buy gas.
Ride with Jasmine on a magic carpet or take Cinderella to the ball?
Jasmine. She’s hotter, and I’d rather see the world than go to a ball.
Own a magic carpet or a magic sword?
Magic Carpet. Love to travel.
Would you rather be a highly paid advertising executive in NYC or an independent piano tuner in rural New England?