[Doesn’t Venus have a thick atmosphere that makes it hard to look around? I’d rather SEE things if I were to travel that far, so I pick Mars.]
Steak dinner. More opportunity to talk and be all romantic.
Lilies or hydrangeas?
Lilies have a distinctive appearance. They make a statement.
have the nickname “Hemo” or “Wheeze”?
Uh… Hemo, I guess.
Give a blood or urine sample?
I choose to get stabbed with a needle instead of performing a natural body function.
Be forced to eat an entire chocolate brownie topped with a scoop of strawberry ice cream, whipped cream and sprinkles or get to tell your SO you’ve contracted VD from some as yet to be determined individual?
I’ll eat the brownie, though I’ll follow it with an injection of insulin.
Your favorite pet dies… or Putin?
There is no question~Putin
Staring in the #1 Movie or Directing same movie
Behind the camera. Always behind the camera.
Ride a gondola in Venice or a cable car in the Swiss Alps?
A gondola. If something goes wrong, I can swim. I don’t want to die from falling out of a cable car in the Swiss Alps.
Be able to eat only supermarket junk food or only fast food?
Fast food, I think. And step up my exercise regimen.
Be compelled to loudly praise Trump for half an hour every day, or have a bad migraine for the same time?
Physical pain, in the big scheme of things, is small compared to psychological pains
eat a burger grilled on a charcoal or gas grill?
Charcoal.
Barbecue ribs. Beef or pork? (Keep in mind there’s only one right answer.) 
I like both, but I’ll go with pork. Sooooie!
Hear the oink of a pig or the quacking of a duck to wake you in the morning?
I’ll take the oinking of a pig… as long as it’s not in bed with me.
Painful to swallow or painful to have sex?
I love eating, but don’t have sex.
A billionaire dollars to give up sex and never have Trump be President , or being the best legal sexual prostitute on the planet and have Trump be immortal and President forever.
The former.
lose your hearing, or your ability to talk(including sign language).
Hearing.
Be Average and live a frugal lifestyle the rest of your life?
Or
Have Once been Hollywood beef/cheesecake, have money, but be WELL past your prime and have to use foundation every day so your face doesn’t look like Boris Karloff’s Mummy?
Money. Always.
Cole slaw or Caesar salad?
Caesar salad. I guess. meh.
read a good book or see a great movie?
Watching a movie takes less time than the book, and if it really is great, that’s a couple hours well-spent.
Spend 30 minutes a day for 10 days reading a great book, or spend 2 hours watching a mediocre film version of that book?
Reading. Not a tough call.
Sherlock Holmes: Basil Rathbone or Jeremy Brett?