Would you rather?

Basil Rathbone, in ANY role.

Laura Petrie or Mary Richards?

Mary Richards. Independent career “girl” like me.

Never read the Bible or never see any movie based on the Bible?

The latter. Most Biblical movies suck.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Alec Guiness or Ewan McGregor?

Alec Guiness, definitely. Not even a thought!

Have to walk everywhere in normal clothing, or drive an expensive car of your choice but have to dress like Ronald McDonald.

Normal clothing, but I reserve the right to keep my gym clothes.

Dessert for the rest of your life: Birthday cake with the thick frosting or hot apple pie?

Birthday cake if it’s German Chocolate, apple pie otherwise.

The best mac and cheese you ever had, or the best spaghetti(with or without meatballs)?

Mac and Cheese

A year in a deep-sea sub or a year on the ISS?

The ISS - worth it for the view alone.

Best James T. Kirk: William Shatner or Chris Pine?

If one seeks effusive bombast in their starship captains, then look no further than Shatner.

A perfect pulled pork sandwich or satisfactory Caesar salad?

Love ‘em both, but right now I’m hankerin’ for a sandwich.

Gandalf: Grey or White?

White.

Butterbeer or fire whiskey?

Butterbeer, I think. I have a sweet tooth.

Saurian brandy or miruvor?

Saurian brandy.

Romulan ale or something green?

For some reason I’ve always thought blue beverages looked particularly enticing.

for the same pay, be a mushroom farmer or an insurance agent?

I don’t think I’d like either, but I guess an insurance agent. Not much of a green thumb.

Bilbo: Ian Holm or Martin Freeman?

Of the last 6 questions, I’ve only understood the mushroom farmer/insurance agent thing.

So I will close my eyes and pick one at random: Martin Freeman! Wheee!
Watch the news, or drink a glass of wine?

Wine, especially these days.

Dogs or cats?

Definitely cats, though I like dogs too.

Birds or fish (as pets)?

fish are generally less demanding
An evening spent drinking two buck chuck or PBR?

TBC. Not the best, by any means, but palatable.

Tour California or French wine country?