Opera singer. I’m cultured too. (Not that cultured, but more cultured than grunge.)
Would you rather go on a trip to your favorite city but have it rain the whole time, or have a staycation when it’s always sunny?
Staycation, I think. Heavy rain can really ruin a vacation.
See the President serve a full term or leave office in the next month?
Full term. One of the benefits of such staggering incompetency and endless drama is that not much gets accomplished.
Fiction or nonfiction?
nonfiction
would you rather go for a walk or a bike ride?
Bike ride.
Wear a helmet while biking or feel the wind in your hair?
Around here? Helmet plus full hockey goalie suit. In Podunk, still a helmet.
Would you rather have your air conditioner break down during a heat wave, or have a summer where the temperature never spikes over 65 degrees?
Oh, the latter, in a heartbeat. Give me sunny and cool over sunny and sweltering any summer day.
Read in the backyard, or visit with neighbors?
I don’t have a backyard so I have to visit my neighbors–ick.
Would you rather have 20 annoying roommates or be the only person alive?
Mmmmmm, the only person alive. No honking at 6am, no telemarketers calling during dinner. The freeways would be clear as I drive to work – um, I guess I wouldn’t go to work anymore…
What magical thing would you rather have?
[ol]
[li]A wine glass that refills with rosé[/li]
[li]The perfect tan with zero health repercussions[/li]
[li]Endless ice cream with no weight gain[/li]
[li]Clothing with built-in air conditioning[/li][/ol]
Well, I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t like hot weather or tans, I eat what I want and stay thin, but I despise hot weather. So it’s #4 with a bullet.
Have a high paying job with shitty co-workers, or a low paying job with great co-workers.
Welp, since I have in real life consciously chosen the latter…
Drive in the Indy 500, Daytona 500, or 24 Hours of Le Mans?
Le Mans, think I drove in in Gran Turismo 4 during the early noughties…
Accept $1,000,000 now and not allowed to receive financial help or be able to take a non-addictive pill that makes you feel no extreme sadness, anguish, discomfort, physical pain etc. everyday for 20 years.
I’d take the $1 million. If you had said no negative feelings whatsoever, that would be one thing, but “extreme” negative feelings isn’t something I’d forfeit $1 million to avoid.
Be Donald Trump, Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin, Mike Pence or Kim Jong Un right now?
Donald Trump - hold a press conference tearfully confessing to the absolutely worst actual things I’d done in the past ten years, and promptly resign.
Visit NYC or LA for a week, all expenses paid?
NYC, and let me tell you: the expenses just for Broadway shows would be massive!
Would you rather get to stay at the coolest mansion in Malibu for a week for free but have to cook and do laundry for your entire extended family or stay home but have a free personal chef and a maid for a month.
My extended family is pretty big, so that would be no Malibu vacation at all. Hello, personal chef and maid!
Be paid by the job or by the hour?
By the job, I trust my bidding skills
You will enjoy a 4-star meal. You are unable to decipher the menus, your choices…Caribbean or Creole/Cajun, which do you choose?
Either would be fine, but today I think I’ll go with Creole/Cajun.
You are now an all-powerful Hollywood mogul. Greenlight a *Firefly *or *Friends *reunion movie?
Friends.
Have 3 healthy meals prepared for you free of cost every day, or get a guaranteed 8 hours of solid, deep, restorative sleep every night?
I can make my own meals, but I’m a lifelong insomniac. Eight hours of sleep every night is one of my dreams.
Room with the Big Bang’s Sheldon Cooper or Stewart Bloom?