Miserable but thin. Happiness and misery can both be fleeting.
Would you rather sleep overnight in an airport, or in a car?
Hmmm. An airport is likely to be better temperature, but I can lock a car and keep my stuff and my person safe. So I pick car. That’s why I keep that blanket I bought in Mexico in the trunk.
Would you rather be given a one-time lump sum of $1 million in pennies, or a $100 bill every week for the rest of your life?
$1 million in pennies. A hundred-dollar bill every week for the rest of my life would probably add up to only about $300,000.
A championship for your most-favorite sports team, or four championships to be divvied up among your other four liked sports teams, one apiece?
Most-favorite. I don’t have four other liked sports teams.
Would you rather become permanently estranged from your best friend or your closest family member?
Best friend. I can always find a new one.
Would you rather be an ugly genius or beautiful but stupid?
Ugly genius, cause that’s almost what I am.
Would you rather be in a love filled marriage with a beautiful but stupid person, or a marriage based on friendship with an intelligent, ugly person?
Latter.
Would you rather take your next vacation to a place you’ve never been before, or back to a place you know?
Go somewhere new (specifically, Alaska or the Caribbean.)
Learn another language 100% fluently, or two languages with 50% fluency each?
Hmm. I guess two languages. 50% fluency isn’t too bad, and two is better than one.
A summer in Moscow, or a winter in Madrid?
A summer in Moscow. I’ve already been to Madrid.
Would you rather be Prince Charles or Camilla Parker Bowles?
Camilla without the periods.
American sliced white bread, or something unknown on an exotic table?
Unknown food scares me some, so icky white bread.
Book or Kindle?
Book, definitely.
Sedan or hatchback?
Hatchbck, I can sleep in the back on long trips.
Camping in a tent, or a vehicle?
Tent. It’s closer to nature, and that’s the point of campin’ IMHO
Have an umbrella deploy out of the top of your head at will, or be fluent in Finnish?
Finnish. The head-umbrella would look odd.
If you had 2 children: Have a son first, then daughter, or have a daughter first, then son?
Extra question: Would you rather have 5 sons or 5 daughters?
I have a son, then a daughter, works for me. Certainly don’t want ten.
Glasses or contacts?
Glasses. For 65 years now.
Window or aisle seat?
Window seat only if we’re flying over something interesting. Otherwise, aisle seat.
On a long drive (hundreds of miles or more), would you rather be the driver or a passenger?
Passenger.
Be required to read a Kim Kardashian tweet before joining any conversation or sing aloud with every song you hear no matter the location?