Get drunk. I know how I am drunk.
Be addicted to a prescription “medication” that has bad side effects but makes you feel good or be stone cold sober and feel not-so-good.
I’ll take sobriety over addiction
Would you rather have to read the Bible from cover to cover or seven Nancy Drew mysteries?
I’ve done both, and I’d take the Bible over Nancy Drew–LOTS more sex and violence.
Read all the Hannibal Lecter books or watch all the movies based on them?
Gah. Watch the movies.
Two week vacation at a luxury resort with lots of people, or two week vacation in the mountains with no people?
Two week vacation in the mountains with no people is my idea of heaven.
Eat only one meal a day and get $100 a day free, or eat six big meals a day and live free for life.
I actually meant 40 the rest of the year. Because this is my six weeks . . .
One meal a day and $100. Because six big meals a day would immobilize me eventually.
Be the richest person in an area where you don’t (will never) speak the language? Or just above poverty in a place where you can talk to people?
Here again, I do not mind not talking to people. And I would love to be rich.
Be on a reality TV show where the last person not to use their hand held wins a million dollars (I so want to see this), or always wear a clown suit for a year and try to lure children into the woods and then win ten million dollars?
That clown thing could get me arrested, so no handheld.
Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
Be too cold. It’s easier to warm oneself up than cool oneself down. And I think cold-weather clothing is more stylish (not sure if you mean externally cold, or if I’m always going to be cold no matter what I do.)
Would you rather have the power to make good things happen to 50 good people of your choice, or bad things happen to 10,000 bad people of your choice?
While the thought of calling in a Divine Smite on 10,000 ISIS is tempting, I guess I’ll opt for the high road and go with help 50 people of my choice out. The first option would not likely result in any lasting improvement to humanity’s condition but paying it forward to a much smaller number might have some real positive effect down the road.
Would you rather choose fortune or fame?
Fortune. I have no wish to be famous.
See an original production of a Shakespeare play, or see the Beatles concert of your choice?
Shakespeare play. The acoustics were horrible at the concerts and reportedly smelled of urine.
Travel to a specific event in the past and return or travel 300 years in the future for a week and return?
Future. I would love to travel to the past (being a bit of a historian, it would be fascinating) but a week in the future would be mind-blowing.
[Shakespeare plays probably had a bit of a urine smell too]
Would you prefer a week spent with only your partner (no contact with other people) or a week entirely alone.
Week with partner.
Change what goes on inside Trump’s head, or Hillary’s?
Hillary’s. She’s going to be the next president and is too hawkish.
Would you rather sleep on the floor or eat off your lap?
I DO sleep on the floor and eat off my lap. The latter is easier.
Be beautiful with disgusting foul BO and breath, or be disgustingly, freakishly ugly but with no BO or bad breath.
Odors can be masked, not so much sights.
Would you rather have a #1 hit song written about you (putting good light on you, or at least not bad light) or would you rather be able to snap your fingers and have servants bring whatever your heart desires to you for a week.
Servants for a week. Very nice.
Cologne/Perfume or No Cologne/No Perfume?
None. Allergies.
Would you rather spank the person of your dreams … or get spanked.
Spank.
Abolish Fox News, or start your own unbiased, objective, factual media network with 50 million viewers?