Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts!

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And on this fucktard farm you call a forum the standard response to that is this:
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Who ever has a gun to Le Jac’s head and is forcing him to post on this board, I beg you…please let him go! Just let him fly away, fly away, fly away free!

As soon as the gun leaves your head (probably not the best target, considering what’s in there…be more effective to point the gun at your ass since that’s where the brains, such as they are, seem to be) run Le Jac! While we’ll all be saddened by your departure, I think we can all agree on the sentiment…don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. We feel that way because we don’t want you to become more brain damaged than you already are…

-XT

:highfive:

“**Le Jacquelope **is the radical notion that women are bitches who use sex to manipulate men and turn normal, well-adjusted guys into quivering masses of jelly, which they can then point and laugh at as they have lesbian sex with each other and non-lesbian sex with men who like to beat them up, except for women who don’t ever have sex, who are totally okay with that and are never lonely.”

Hallmark’s gonna need a wide-format card for that one.

Shot From Guns aka Runny Snotgun is the radical notion that the only way to win sexual brownie points with women is to make up lies about others who question the sexual status quo - essentially being a catty little he-bitch who can’t muster one iota of original thought because all his thinking is outsourced to India.

You may now have your ass back.

SFG is a girl, ya dummy.

Who’d have thought that the Straight Dope Message Board membership is so stupid it even refers to EQUALITY as misogyny.

The women here are probably insanely jealous of praying mantises and black widows.

Wow. You really are twelve, aren’t you?

Wow, you really are a brain dead fucktard, aren’t you?

Once again - you show your hatred for equality when it comes to men. You think women are perpetually victims who need endless amounts of coddling and compensation.

Adults outgrow that bullshit.

We do every time you post.

You people never outgrew the 1950s or something.

You act like men have no rights to gripe about anything. But yet women do.

And you fear me because I point that out and because you have no counter argument against that basic fact. You fear it. Which is why you talk so much shit.

Your war against equality is exposed and you make total sexist fucktards of yourselves every time you respond.

At some point you have to realize I only do this to exploit you.

So, you admit that you’re a troll?

He’s basically admitted it several times in The Pit.

-XT

I do? Once again? When did I do that before? I must pay more attention to myself in the future. Why, I don’t even recall ever speaking to you before.

I guess if the girls get margin then it’s only fair that the boys get Le Jacquelope.

Can we make a sub-forum that only Le Jacquelope and margin can post in? I think it would cut the number of rape and child support threads on the rest of the boards by about half.

Yeah yeah yeah, whatever, guys shut up and take it or else you’re a twelve year old.

Got anything new that you haven’t been screeching since King Leonidas was around? :rolleyes:

There’s a mod available for some MB system called something like “Coals to Newcastle”. Instead of banning someone outright, it makes their posts visible only to themselves: essentially, it’s a global ignore list. The idea is that the person doesn’t realize what’s happened, so they don’t try to circumvent the ban.

Imagine a more complex version that would scan posts by these folks for certain keywords, and set those posts on global ignore. I wonder what sort of Skinnerbox results you’d get.

Also called ‘Coventry’, if that helps…?

Tachy Goes to Coventry to be more specific.

Goddammit, something went to somewhere, that’s all I know :mad:

Perhaps it could be triggered by, say, the twentieth time you declare your own victory in a thread.