1.5 hours till the weekend and the weather up here is Gorgeous. So, in 1.4 hours I predict pissing rain, lasting for around 60 hours.
Oh please stop teasing the gods… I’m supposed to be at a music festival all weekend.
Well, I don’t know about Olde England, but at long last things are starting to look up in New England. There’s this weird bright yellow circle in the sky, and I’m no longer shivering.
Which was when I spent my annual week with my ex, in London. HAH!
(Planned it two months in advance, too!)
Also, on a point of interest, it is boiling hot in Oslo at the moment. 
::ducks & runs::
It now turns out that all that flooding we had in June and July has contaminated our beaches. It’s something to do with sewerage and other contaminates getting into the rivers and then into the sea, thus mucking up the beaches. So, even if it’s fine this Bank Holiday and you go to the coast, you will probably catch something nasty on the beach. No, I’m not talking about the pox !
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Don’t forget to take the hubcaps off your car 
I’d take the train!
You could only take it if some Scouser hadn’t taken it already.
ooooooh, nice one
Don’t even start me on the Mancs…
Stole Dwight Yorke you did you bastards.
I remember an old Britich comedy movie. The hero made his living by being a subject in medical experiments. While he was being shown around the facility he was taken into a room where there was a big pile of ice on which water was being sprayed. Then big fans blew that icy water onto a bunch of people sitting in bleachers watching a movie of some sort of sporting event.
As they left a sign on the door to the room read, “British Summer Simulator.”
Excuse me, I’m a Manchester City fan.
Do not under any circumstances mistake me for one of those red bastards
You think you bloody Europeans have it bad! The weather here brings out hordes of nature-obstructing bodies, who interfere with my bird watching, as this (http: //www.darchtimes.com/blog/mar2006/leilanibig.jpg)photo, taken 10-minutes ago from my chase lounge attests to. (Please step aside, Missy, so I can see the blue-footed boobies plunging behind you!).
Dr. PoopiePants, please do not link to NSFW photos without warning. Our guideline is the two-click rule (no direct links).
Bad mistake on my part. Your location shows you are actually from Manchester so I should have known better.
You should send some of the rain our way. We haven’t had enough rain in a year to make a kitten’s tail wet.
I remember rain (sigh).
Ah so we Mancs are not the only ones aware that manure fans come either from darn sarf, Hong Kong, Turkey and other distant climes
Another fine and sunny day, that’s 6 on the trot now