Games are too expensive, if the creators were real artists, they’d be making games for free instead of trying to profit off of the fans who are making their work popular. They ought to be thanking us for the exposure we give them. Besides, their game sucks, you think I’m going to pay for that? When’s the next update coming out?
^ I’m sorry! This is Abuse! No, you want room 12A, next door.
ETA: Arrrrr!
I just finished swiggin’ down me mug o’ grog! (Lamb’s Navy Rum, of course.) Time for another dram or two!
I don’t know, it sounds like most of the pirates I hear.
“Whom do you want me to release to you? Barabbas, or Jesus who is called Christ?”
“What then shall I do with Jesus who is called Christ?”
“Why, what evil has He done?”
…oh wait, I thought you said Talk like a Pilate Day.
Yarrr, once more the dreaded day is upon us, ye lubbers!
Shiver me timbers!
One of my favorite sayings.
Arrr! Be ye celebratin’ with a tot of rum?
Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum!
Arrr! Sitting here with me not one, not two, but THRRRRRREE parrots! More pirate than you! Arrr!
Why don’t pirates play cards?
Because someone’s always sitting on the deck!
Blow me down, but this is an auld favorite, and be damned to ye if ye don’t laugh: http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/the-pirate-keyboard.jpeg
The Sahara be avast wasteland.
How many pirates does it take to change a light- bulb??
Answer:
15 men on a dead-mans:chest!
Ahoy, ye scalliwags, scurvy dogs, an’ landlubbers!
‘Tis that time o’ year again, me hearties. Enjoy the day to the fullest, says I!
This be a special day. Maybe I’ll have to do some yarrrrd-work!