Yeah, I wanna have sex, but...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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  1. I just put fresh sheets on the bed this afternoon.

  2. You’ve got that early meeting…

  3. Gimme 30 minutes for dinner to digest?

Any others?

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…I’ve got this draining boil right now.

…I’m infectious at the moment.

…they ran out of Viagra at the drugstore.

…you loaned me out to Bubba in Cellblock 3 for the week, remember?

jayjay

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Switch those to:

  1. Its 2:30 am

  2. I haven’t slept in 3 days

  3. Its a narrow twin bed

And you have my college sex life.

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the baby just woke up.

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…you repulse me. (or maybe that’s just one I get)

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… the news just came on.
… they just entered the Mine of Moria.
… the last condom just broke.

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My personal favorite:

He: Let’s have sex.
She: We can’t, I’ve got an appointment with my gynocologist this morning.
He: Well, when’s your next dentist appointment. :smiley:

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…the barn door is locked.

…the sheep are all the way up in the north forty.

…I bent my wookie (I’m sorry; it had to be said).

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  1. It’s 100 degrees out and the A/C is on the fritz.

  2. You have morning breath.

  3. I’m ovulating.

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You don’t seem to have all your equipment on you.

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A favorite, direct quote from Logan’s Run:

LOGAN: Let’s have sex.
JESSICA: No.
LOGAN: Then why are you wasting my time here?

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-(he says) South Park’s on!
-(she says) Law and Order’s on!
or, either says…

-I had Taco Bell for lunch.
-Your parents are sleeping in the guest bedroom.
-I’ve got an appointment with my Parole Officer.
-There’s an eBay auction closing in twenty minutes!

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…my internet connection is down.

…the car is still moving.

…I meant with your mother.

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…not with you.

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Bwahaha

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…I only have sex with people on the same level of the food chain as me.

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… aw, hell, let’s have sex.

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… one more turn of Sim City first, only one, I promise.
… I need a moment to set up the webcam.
… I’ve got a broken windowshade and we could be arrested if a juvenile happens to walk past and sees us through the window.(True in most states)
… my piercing is still healing.
… zzZZzzz ZZzzzZzzz
… SWEET JEEZUS! Is that a type of cheese?!?

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“…”

“…But what?”

“I didn’t say ‘I want to have sex but.’ I said, ‘I want to have sex, Butt.’ On your knees!”

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…I was mowing my lawn an’ I slipped an’ cut my little pinkie.

-This is not funny and quite painful.-