…I have to do my laundry after peak hours.
…I’ve already had Jabba the Hut today, and you remind me of his demented twin.
…you’ll need to lie down while I tie you up, dear.
Now, how’s that… nice and tight?
Good - b’bye!
…I’d prefer that we do it while I’m awake.
…I can’t find my vibrator.
…that would mean I have to physically move or something.
…sex? Kids are in the bed, you moron. (<—said in the dark, so he wasn’t aware, having just come home from work at midnight!)
…let me finish this thread.
…let me finish this post.
…why? What did you do wrong?
… but nothing! I wanna have sex!
…you want me to wear what?