This picture of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes just struck my funny bone pretty well. Pretty mundane, pretty pointless, and possibly in the wrong forum, but it looked to me like something that could use some good descriptive text.
Heh. “I’m so happy!”
Bausch & Lomb Sunglasses: $190/pair
Donna Karen Blouse: $90
Calvi Klein Tee Shirt: $60
Being blissfully unaware of the real world: Priceless
Katie: Oh no! The cushion fell out again!
Tom: Butterfingers! spank
[robotic voice]
Take me to your leader.
[/robotic voice]
“This is kind of painful.”
Due to a freak E-mod explosion, Katie is now blinded, but Tom’s love keeps her happy.
–Scientology Today News–
You always knew that Cruise was a “Back Door Man.”
Katie Holmes mouths the words “Help Me, Please” to papparazzi as fiancee Tom Cruise makes an adjustment to the Mind Control Implant in her back.
“Yee!”
“And now, for my next trick, I’ll drink a glass of water while Katie sings ‘Our Lady of Spain’!”
I know “Chicago” has resorted to stunt casting, but THAT is ridiculous (“He reached for the gun”).
Tom: “You can scream now. Just shut up when you’re in labor”
Katie: I don’t know why they say ecstasy is bad for you. I’m WHAT?!?
What do you mean our marriage is a sham? Can’t you see we’re happy? You know, it’s incredibly rude for you to ask these kinds of questions. You’re a jerk! You’re a jerk, and you think it’s funny to harrass people with these questions! Is your marriage happy? Is it? Huh? Come on, is it? Well we’re happy! I SAID WE’RE HAPPY! WHEEEEEEE!
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