Yet Aother Evangelical Christian Leader Bites The ... Dust

[Mangetout]

@Sunrazor

Hmm, no, most guys will respond to any kind of wangal stimulation – otherwise, how would one masturbate? No, I’d say he’d have to fail to be aroused by being genitally stimulated by a young man who reeked of Drakkar Noir.

Obviously he needs to research this in far greater depth to find a method that works for him, and I have a feeling he will.

[VinylTurnip]

@Mangetout

Regular audits; by, say, putting his cock in the mouth of a male prostitute and timing how long it takes until ejaculation occurs. Repeat this every couple of weeks to be absolutely sure you’re still not turning slightly gay again.

All jokes aside, I suspect you’ve nailed it.

[5que]

@Vinyl Turnip

That’s one of the most Onionlike headlines I’ve seen in a while (that didn’t actually come from The Onion).

Compliments of Dan Savage: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

[VinylTurnip]

@5que

Compliments of Dan Savage: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Ah yes… with this story and a number of other recent ones (like the prescient Onion article “Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades”), the line between news and news parody is rapidly disappearing.

(I guess one could argue that the line was effaced with the launch of Fox News, actually.)