[QUOTE=ThePCapeman]
Skald the Equal Opportunity Pitter: First the obnixious athiest BadChad and now obnoxious bible-thumper Bible Man. Hmm. What’s the common thread here? Keep up the good work, Skald.
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I like that, too! Best not to take sides in these kinds of situations.
Well, it’s about time Bibleman showed up on the SDMB. Lord knows we need him here.
I wonder if Bible man is possibly just trolling. I mean c’mon, he takes his name from a third rate video series made by Willie “Buddy” Ames.
That he just seemed to pop in right around the time Bad Chad was spewing his crap seems a wee bit convenient.
[QUOTE=Guinastasia]
That he just seemed to pop in right around the time Bad Chad was spewing his crap seems a wee bit convenient.
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So you think Bible Man is badchad’s sock?
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar]
So you think Bible Man is badchad’s sock?
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Not necessarily. He might not even be a sock at all-one can be a troll without being a sock.
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar]
So you think Bible Man is badchad’s sock?
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I don’t think they make a particularly balanced pair of bookends; Bible Man isn’t quite rabid enough (or did I miss that bit?)
Thank you, **Skald. **
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
You’d think so, wouldn’t you. Speaking from a little experience of this particular arena, it’s actually quite wretched; you have to continually fabricate rationalisations as to why the real world doesn’t conform to your description of it. Miserable.
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You are Marvin the Paranoid Android, and I claim my 5 galactic credits.
[QUOTE=Bippy the Beardless]
You are Marvin the Paranoid Android, and I claim my 5 galactic credits.
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That would be interesting if it wasn’t just so depressing.
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
You insist that the only persons to whom the Holy Spirit ever communicates are yourself and persons whose opinions mesh exactly with yours.
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This is of course precisely compatible with the possibility that Bibleman’s opinions are in fact entirely correct.
[QUOTE=ThePCapeman]
Skald the Equal Opportunity Pitter: First the obnixious athiest BadChad and now obnoxious bible-thumper Bible Man. Hmm. What’s the common thread here? Keep up the good work, Skald.
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It’s Skald’s one-man War Against Obnoxiousness.
The US and UK governments will hopefully buy into this soon by invading Greenland (fucking Greenlander bastards with their Weapons of Mass Obnixion. Or is it Iceland? Ah well who cares).
Soon to follow: War Against Not Putting the Toilet Seat Down (invadee: Tonga), War Against Children Making Noise In The Movie Theater (invadee: Luxembourg), and War Against Weather (invadee: Bhutan).
I’m prepared to sign up for active duty in the War Against Treading In Dog Shit.
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
I’m prepared to sign up for active duty in the War Against Treading In Dog Shit.
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I’m a conscientious objector, but I’ll organise raffles and bake sales to buy shoe scrapers for our boys in the front line.
[QUOTE=jjimm]
It’s Skald’s one-man War Against Obnoxiousness.
The US and UK governments will hopefully buy into this soon by invading Greenland (fucking Greenlander bastards with their Weapons of Mass Obnixion. Or is it Iceland? Ah well who cares).
Soon to follow: War Against Not Putting the Toilet Seat Down (invadee: Tonga), War Against Children Making Noise In The Movie Theater (invadee: Luxembourg), and War Against Weather (invadee: Bhutan).
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I object to being excluded from the invadee list. What are we, chopped fucking liver? Typical, just typical. Give us our independence and then forget us. Hah!
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]
So it’ll be one helluva shock when those folks arrive before the Throne for their accountability moment, doncha think?
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I entertain myself with the idea that at the Pearly gates St Peter takes on different guises just to mess with people.
Fo the cavalry officer who said
“I came here to kill Indians and I believe it is right to use any method under God’s Heaven to kill Indians” St Peter will take on the guise of Sitting Bull or Jay Silverheels
For Fred Phelps any those like him St Peter will look like Freddy Mercury or Liberace in their most outrageous garb.
For folks like BibleMan I’m thinking St Peter might choose Buddha, Mohammed, or maybe Gandhi.
[QUOTE=cosmosdan]
For folks like BibleMan I’m thinking St Peter might choose Buddha, Mohammed, or maybe Gandhi.
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And how would folks like you know that it wasn’t Buddha disguised as St. Peter..?
[QUOTE=jjimm]
It’s Skald’s one-man War Against Obnoxiousness.
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That’s not entirely true. I don’t have a problem with obnoxiousness as long as it’s accompanied by a little wit, a little charm.
[QUOTE=jjimm]
And how would folks like you know that it wasn’t Buddha disguised as St. Peter..?
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That was beautiful.
[QUOTE=cosmosdan]
For folks like BibleMan I’m thinking St Peter might choose Buddha, Mohammed, or maybe Gandhi.
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Even more fun, Madelyn Murray O’Hair or Bertrand Russell.
[QUOTE=jjimm]
And how would folks like you know that it wasn’t Buddha disguised as St. Peter..?
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How does St Peter know he’s not Buddha merely dreaming that he’s St Peter?