You could be my Yoko Ono!
Welcome aboard, Antinor01.
Goodness! :eek: I sing (and look) better than she does!
Welcome to the Dope Antinor01. Enjoy your stay. Beware of random driveby posters.
Jim
We can see about that Jack/Karen thing. I will of course need to see an asset statement, listing of credit cards and their limits, be introduced to the household staff and of course a tour of the walk in closet. (no fur vault=dealbreaker!)
Seriously though, I appreciate the warm welcome. I’ve lurked around here for a long time and look forward to being an active participant.
Russell, who wants to know if that mink Sampiro mentioned is floor length.
And I want to know if he’s ever hit anyone with a dead otter!
oh :shrugs: oh, well. Grace to your Will, then?
You spelled “minutiae” wrong.
I’m still relatively new here…when exactly do I find out which category I belong to?
I’ll…just be in the corner rocking silently until you get back to me.
Oh, and welcome aboard, Antinor01!
Welcome! Careful not to slip on those wet floors…squid are so … enthusiastic! Not to mention the goat…
I’d answer you, but you’re still talking to that Sampiro jamoke.
Isn’t it absolutely delightful that the Internet and computers are so user friendly these days that just anybody… and I do mean just anybody- can use them…
Sampiro flicks his Sobranie cigarette’s silver and onyx holder so that ash drops into Cervaise’s bourbon and mineral water
Answer him Asimovian and I’ll accept it as an early RSVP that you will not be attending my garden party. For trust me, answer him and you will not be attending my garden party.
i also am new. i broke down after lurking. i was going to do it last year, but i couldn’t spend 15 bucks for only a month of fun. i wanted the whole year!
um…male…24…and not gay…
…not that there’s anything wrong with that!
i just don’t want people thinking that…you know…this is the place for people who are…or happen to be…gay to say…hi…
i’ll shut up now.
Hmm. What will you be serving at this “garden party” of yours? I need motivation.
And does this automatically mean that Antinor01 goes to Cervaise’s side? I’m having uncomfortable flashbacks to choosing dodgeball teams in elementary school.
Welcome, Least! Oh, as far as I know, whenever you sign up is your anniversary date for a whole year, not just the calendar year.
Are y’all done with the goat and the squid yet? Got another newbie here…
Well, wash 'em off! Hurry before he runs away!
Oh, God, torn between Sampiro and Cervaise. Why don’t you throw in Scylla, Sauron, and the dearly missed Master Wang-ka while you’re at it! Can’t I worship all of you equally and without bias? breaks down in tears Why cant we all just get along?
BTW, you may find this link useful.
:rolleyes:
Sheesh! You really know how to hurt a girl’s self esteem! :: j/k ::
Oh, and I wasn’t hitting you, I was slinging a dead mink! But since you’re not into that, it kinda blows Sampiro’s assertion out of the water.
I have laughed at this for almost five minutes.
Welcome and enjoy your stay!
I’ve been here since…uh…at least 8 years now, if not 10. ignore the Member since thingie up on the right hand corner. That means nothing…nothing.
Oh, god…I have no life!
Welcome.
Pay no attention to the goat in the corner…
Welcome Antinor01 welcome. There has been talk of forming a Procrastinators Self Help Group but they haven’t gotten around to it yet. But, when they do…
Welcome, welcome welcome…
Accepts a margarita from Snakescatlady
A few tips:
The duct tape residue comes off with some mild solvent.
Wait for the goat to fall asleep, THEN slink away…
Don’t look behind you…no one is sneaking up behind you.