Ok ok, I give. I broke down and became a full fledged paying member. I couldn’t help myself, I just love the debates, the information, even the mundane minutae. Here’s to a year of having my various ignorances fought, much amusement found and the tiny chance that something I have to contribute may help fight ignorance for others.
Russell
'bout freakin time! 
Welcome aboard
Welcome, Antinor01!
Okay, somebody go get the goat…
Welcome!
Just to get it out of the way, no, you can’t sleep with my wife.
Yes, everyone else wants to.
Oh come on, I’m gay so it won’t mean anything and I wouldn’t even like it!!
Hello Antinor01. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 
Er…not to interrupt what seems to be a great party already, but Welcome, Antinor!
And Stonebow, I don’t want to sleep with your wife. You, maybe, but not your wife. 
Kidding, kidding. Ow! Tell your wife to stop hitting me!
ooh! I’ll be your Karen if you be my Jack.
Welcome aboard! Look out for the goats and squid…something about car batteries and day old Krispie Kreme donuts…I can’t remember…I’ve blocked it from my memory…
You got doughnuts? :mad:
Welcome!
::Air kisses::
Mwah…Mwah
Welcome.
Welcome! Would you like a margarita? Please don’t step on the cats - the kittens are at that age where they are always underfoot…
And the Squid! (His name is Elmer.)
[SIZE=1]Holy crap another one… it’s getting where you can’t sling a dead mink without hitting four of the little pooftahs aroun*
Oh sorry, what I meant to say was
[**COLOR=Red]WILKOMMEN… BIENVENUE…WELCOME[/COLOR], ** Antinor. ;j Do relax, feel free to type your shows into the Tivo in the day room and help yourself to a box of wine. Later we’ll be more than happy to introduce you to the right sort of Dopers as well and tell you the ones you can’t associate with if you want to be our friend, but for now just enjoy the already downloaded Memoirs of a Geisha on the IPOD until the Aquatic Yoga hour begins.
The above is because Fridays are our CASUAL CODING DAY, btw. You have to pay a dollar, but it goes to get an abortion for a poodle so it’s worth it.
Welcome.
Am I too late to apply the SuperGlue? Oh, and I’ll have one of those margaritas.
Er, um, welcome Antinor. Could you cover your eyes for a sec?
You want him to close his eyes? Kids today! Back in my day, they wired our eyes open so we could see everything coming at us. And we liked it!
Welcome, Antinor01!
We have refreshments in Room Five, just down the corridor.
Enjoy!
[sub]We have aquatic yoga now? Well, I suppose it’s better than the full-contact origami they tried out last year.
:: pause ::
Waitamminit! That’s the squid tank–[/sub]