What am I missing here?
Why would people want to put their shit in other people’s holes? Are there no bathrooms in Atlanta? Wouldn’t that be really messy?
Admit it, you twisted and yanked on the male bit one time too many and now you’re trying to blame the sloppy hole for your dysfunction.
That OP reads like a Charlie Sheen voicemail.
It helps if you click the link at the end of the OP, ties things together nicely.
A passing familiarity with consumer electronics.
Dealing effectively with other people’s shit is not so much a “want” as a survival necessity. There are a good many public bathrooms in Atlanta, and I’m only banned from about a fifth of them.
HA. I typed this sentence with my male bit. Fully functional.
Thank you for the kind words. Tell Chuck I said to watch his ass around that crazy wife of his.
Drat. Ever since the “5-year-old white boy” thread, I have a mental image of Askia as “scowling brother with mp3 player.” So I caught on in about two sentences.
Nicely written, though.
:::::faint::::: 
That was freakin’ hilarious!!
Bwa! Askia, you’re awesome.
Apparently . . . :dubious:
Face it, Askia, you’re just not a player any more.
Or a Pat O’Brien voicemail. All that’s missing is doing coke with Betsy.
Askia…doesn’t sound like your ass is bearing any of the risk.
-Cem
You think you’ve got it bad? My shit is shocking me. Seriously. I keep getting zapped right in my ear canal, goddamn it.
ps: Askia, if you were gay, and I was gay, I’d marry you, if gay marriage was legal.
Askia’s gay? :eek:
Gay, bisexual, beast-adept, straight-curious, he should write to Penthouse Forum. Or for them. Whatever.
Why’s this in the pit?
Apparently Askia is not aware of the Easter ham maneuver to rebush loose goods to a smaller inside diameter.
Askia’s a dude?
Incidentally this was running through my head as I read the OP.
I got a soldering iron that can make that hole work like new again.