You and Your Sloppy Hole (Open Letter To A FORMER Love)

[danceswithcats]

@drachillix

I got a soldering iron that can make that hole work like new again.

I burning your cooter!

[Lochdale]

@Askia

This thread idea was apparently funnier in my head than in execution. Oh, well.

Nope. Worked for me

[What_Exit]

Hey Askia have you looked at this thread: Home remedies for a loose headphone jack?
It might help you out.

Jim

[dnooman]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 43 or more times, shame on me. So, shame on you.

If that were condensed, IMO it would have seemed more believable. More vulgarity is always a plus. Something about pulling out and thrusting, then gentle insertion would have really made it.