Err…you know HOW it is. Evidently you can scratch what I said about brain waves.
[QUOTE=Susie Derkins]
Err..you know HOW it is. Evidently you can scratch what I said about brain waves.
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kawaiitentaclebeast: Dude! She’s hot and her EEG’s flatlined! You’re in like Flynn, you lucky hound!
[QUOTE=Terrifel]
athelas and Lizard: If it makes you feel any better, rest assured that I for one have absolutely no moral objection to either of your corpses being dug up and fucked.
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Heck, something to look forward to.
In the darkness of the blazing pits of Perdition, only the moans and cries of the damned can be heard…save for the occaisional bursts of "God! Yes! Yes! Oh, God, YES! ** YES!!"**
[QUOTE=Terrifel]
kawaiitentaclebeast: Dude! She’s hot and her EEG’s flatlined! You’re in like Flynn, you lucky hound!
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She’s FOUR TIMES HOT. Besides being a babe,she has maintained her core temperature. Also, she retains the bulk of her fluids, which stabilize her temperature changes. Lastly, with the help of a right-thinking sibling or friend, you could have a three-way without getting a lot of lip from her.
[QUOTE=Incubus]
That’s of course on top of whatever horrible manging lead to her death.
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Oh lord, isn’t it bad enough they had sex with a corpse? Now you’re telling us she had mange!?! :eek:
[QUOTE=panache45]
Oh lord, isn’t it bad enough they had sex with a corpse? Now you’re telling us she had mange!?! :eek:
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In this context, wouldn’t it be munging?
[QUOTE=lavenderviolet]
According to Cecil’s article on the topic, the body may not have been too badly decomposed at that point, but it seems like a safe bet that fatal trauma from a motorcycle accident would not be very pretty to look at.
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The last article mentioned she wasn’t wearing a helmet, so yeah, probably not as pretty as the picture.
I bet she’d have the worst case of cotton mouth ever, anyway.
Just smitten, thanks! Whaddyasay we really let loose and do some blinking and smiling too? 
On a completely unrelated note, I’ve just noticed that according to her profile, Susie Derkins and I were born within a day of each other! Squeee!
[QUOTE=zoogirl]
Where they singing this?
http://www.sickthingsuk.co.uk/lyrics/wtmn.php#8
Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
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I’d say that it was more likely they were singing this: http://www.cod.edu/People/Faculty/pruter/Horror/iwant.htm
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]
They allegedly bought condoms on the way to the cemetary.
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Uh, right. Because you wouldn’t want ick on your dick.
[QUOTE=athelas]
(Besides, it’s not like the corpse said “No”)
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Because at this point, the only word she knows is “Braaaaiiiinnnnns !”.
You forgot “Send more cops”.
I rgought this thread had died but you people just keep fuckin’ with it.
Don’t know if its coming or going…
Ribbed for her pleasure.
[QUOTE=El Cid Viscoso]
Ribbed for her pleasure.
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With formaldehyde, for his.
An update on this story. A judge has dismissed the sexual assault charges against the three idiots, saying there is no law in WI against necrphilia.
It seems to me from the above state law linjs, he is wrong. But who knows, maybe courts have interpreted a “dead victim” to refer to someone who actually dies in close proximity to the related charges.
There was a young man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
She smelled just like shit,
and was missing a tit,
but think of the money he’ll save!