Well, you’d likely puke if you drank too much. I’m curious as to why you would consider water, though.
If you choose french fries, then the salt and oil - when eating FFs - is magical. If you choose ‘potatoes’, you could enjoy FFs, baked spuds, hash browns, etc., but only the potato ingredient itself would be ‘free’; the fat you cook them in will do what fat does.
I don’t eat dim sum, but I understand it is any of several different dishes, yes? From what I know, I’m going to put the kibosh on the dim sum (but I’m willing to listen to any arguments against my call).
You can specify ‘pop’ and drink any kind you want.
It’s damn cheap, it’s available almost everywhere, we drink it every day and yet most of us aren’t tired of it, and(according to the rules you set up) It would be impossible for me to drown.
You could drink it, sure, but you wouldn’t be able to inhale it.
I’m actually quite torn between fried chicken, or candy. Nobody wants free fried chicken?
I love fried chicken. I still eat it every week or two. I picked ice cream because I gave it up to the cholesterol gods. (My Mom’s chicken fried in lard recipe was my second choice.)
I dunno. Ingestion isn’t the same as aspiration, to me. I mean, sure, the water wouldn’t kill you, and I might even accept that it wouldn’t damage your lungs, but where would you get your oxygen from?
Bah. Fried chicken it is!
If you find yourself in a situation where you’re going to drown, just drink your way out of it! Shouldn’t be a problem with the magical rules in place.