You get one free food for the rest of your life - What'll it be?

Well, you’d likely puke if you drank too much. I’m curious as to why you would consider water, though.

If you choose french fries, then the salt and oil - when eating FFs - is magical. If you choose ‘potatoes’, you could enjoy FFs, baked spuds, hash browns, etc., but only the potato ingredient itself would be ‘free’; the fat you cook them in will do what fat does.

I don’t eat dim sum, but I understand it is any of several different dishes, yes? From what I know, I’m going to put the kibosh on the dim sum (but I’m willing to listen to any arguments against my call).

You can specify ‘pop’ and drink any kind you want.

What is this ‘soda’ stuff you speak of? :smiley:
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Nope, no meal deals. I can understand the desire, though.
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If the magic includes the food being perfectly prepared, then steak.

Otherwise, cheese.

No drowning! You would be like Aquaman.

Jif smooth peanut butter… why the caloric savings alone would have me drop 10 pounds. :wink:

Other candidates: Fried chicken, beef 'n cheese nachos (with queso blanco).

If Diet Coke’s could be made to be good for me, then I may choose that as well… Lord knows I drink enough of the stuff.

True. I’d rather have it “free” as in free of cost. :wink:

Yes, because I spend a metric assload of money on the metric assload of sushi I eat!

I’m pretty sure the correct answer is pizza.

Exactly. :wink:

Cheese.

But I’m tempted to say ice cream . . . a flavorless ice cream to which I could add any flavor.

Or bread.

But no, I’ll stick with cheese.

It’s damn cheap, it’s available almost everywhere, we drink it every day and yet most of us aren’t tired of it, and(according to the rules you set up) It would be impossible for me to drown.

Let me try to be sneaky here.

Butterfat.

If that’s allowed, I can now have butter, milk, cream, sour cream, ice cream, whipped cream, yogurt, and cheese.

Ice Cream please!!!

Baklava. Definitely baklava.

You could drink it, sure, but you wouldn’t be able to inhale it. :smiley:
I’m actually quite torn between fried chicken, or candy. Nobody wants free fried chicken?

I love fried chicken. I still eat it every week or two. I picked ice cream because I gave it up to the cholesterol gods. (My Mom’s chicken fried in lard recipe was my second choice.)

Pizza!

From the OP:

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I dunno. Ingestion isn’t the same as aspiration, to me. I mean, sure, the water wouldn’t kill you, and I might even accept that it wouldn’t damage your lungs, but where would you get your oxygen from?
Bah. Fried chicken it is!

If you find yourself in a situation where you’re going to drown, just drink your way out of it! Shouldn’t be a problem with the magical rules in place.