Hey, I eat that stuff right out of the bucket. Sometimes with strawberries or bananas, but usually just with my fingers.
-Elthia
I just ate a whole pint of ice cream!
Choclate Turtle I believe is the flavor. It was pretty good 
I have to agree with mangeorge and LittleNemo, what Shayna says she does with the spoon wins thus far. Of course we will have to get one of the male posters to verify this for us.
Girlbysea, I like you I really do, but I think you may be a little confused. Just a little tho. There is a peanutbutter and mayo (well miracle whip) samdwich on white bread. And then there is a banana sandwich on white bread with miracle whip ** and salt and pepper . ** I may have to try it your way, just to make sure I’m not missing out.
OMG Anti Pro ! I love pimento cheese on celery !
OldBroad, I’m not tacky ! I just detest real mayo ! UCK YUCK EEWWWWWWWW.
Louie, Wow you eat salted Louies ? I’ve never tried one , where can I buy them ? 
Mishell, I put potato chips on mine sometimes too. They are yummy.
Carry on people, your secrets are safe with me. No, thats not my printer you hear !
When I don’t really have any food in the house (aww hell, who am I kidding, even when I do), I like to eat dill pickle slices (dill chips–the ones that go on hamburgers) that have been dipped into Kraft 100% grated Parmesan and Romano cheese. I have also been known to mix ketchup and fresh horseradish together and eat it on saltine crackers.
Since I am supposed to be dieting, I will divulge a non-food secret. I own (and really like) the Fairuza Balk/Charlotte Rae/Tim Curry movie, The Worst Witch.
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I love to eat tuna melts with potato chips under the cheese!
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I eat american cheese and potato chip sammiches with yellow mustard!
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I also make spaghetti sauce sandwiches
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I will also lick my plate, if no one else is looking
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I like R&B artists like Toni Braxton, Janet Jackson, and yes, even Mariah sometimes (something that seems very uncommon here).
mac and cheese with KETCHUP!!! yummy!
potato chips dipped in ketchup - just like french fries, i swear it!
nutella…ick.
smarty
My VCR is constantly set up to tape two things every week :
Worlds Scariest Police Videos
and
COPS
The shame, I can’t help it, I love these shows !!
On the food front I have to confess I eat about as much cereal as Seinfeld, I always have about three boxes open at once and I am never without milk.
Sometimes I fantasize about certain members of this MB . . . eating cereal and watching COPS with me. Ah the dirty little secret !!
I KNEW they had to be gay… <g>
I silently worry about the odd eating habits you all have
Yes, I admit, I do watch The Young and Restless when I’m home from work. I love peanuts in my coke also Girl. But my favorite thing is saltine crackers crushed up in spagetti-o’s.
I am tone-deaf, yet I sing out loud. In public even.
And over here they have little slices of chocolate for making chocolate sandwiches. Mmmmm, sometimes I eat them with Nutella added for moistness.
I also like to eat peanut butter and chocolate frosting melted together. The poor man’s nutella, you could call it.
I am now going to try this. I already put crushed saltines in my chili . . . my first thought when reading this was how is that any different ?
Thanks ultress.
I forgot something else:
I actually like SPAM! Yes, I admit it, I do like it. However I only like it heated through, such as if you grill it in a frying pan. My friend David cooks spam slices with a little soy sauce and brown sugar, and it’s damn good! I also eat vienna sausages straight from the can. I think it may have something to do with the fact that grandma had cans of spam and vienna sausages in her pantry all the time.
My wife kills me every time she makes pancakes, and I grab the batter and start eating it with a spoon. There’s just something about raw pancake batter…
I also like cleaning out the empty bowl of cake batter…with my tounge.
Oh the SHAME!!!
I love ABBA.
I also like COPS, but naively believed it wasn’t something to be ashamed of.
Sorry to disappoint. They are cousins first off and not of the kissing kind. grins and second Brian is engaged to a girl by the name of Laura and Kevin is also engaged to a girl (whose name I don’t know)
Girlbysea wrote:
…and then Ayesha wrote:
Naw, Ayesha, Girlbysea is eating The Sandwich that Killed Elvis! He loved his peanut butter and 'nanner sandwiches. Except I doubt he ever used fat-free mayonnaise. Plus, Elvis liked his peanut butter and 'nanner sandwiches fried, for good measure.
*I used to eat Jif out of the jar, not bothering with a spoon most of the time. But I ate so much of it during my first pregnancy that I rarely eat PB anymore.
*I also used to eat mayo sandwiches. I’m from a mayo not a Miracle Whip family. (yuck)
*I drink out of the milk carton from time to time.
*Sometimes I flick my cigarette ashes down the kitchen sink. (I hate that too!)
*I deliberately don’t answer sometimes when my mom calls and I can see the caller ID.
*I can hone down a whole bag of Doritos in less than 15 minutes.
*Sometimes I eat the pecans out of the Butter Pecan ice cream.
*I hate corn pudding and catfish. (A little strange for a Southerner. I’ll east the corn pudding not to offend folks, but the catfish I can’t stomach at all.)
Needs
I like SPAM too. Especially SPAM on sushi rice. mmm.
And I like a couple of Backstreet Boys songs. 
Mmmmmmm, sammich.
I used to eat a white bread and Hellman’s mayonnaise sandwich all the time. (“Best Foods” for those of us west of the mississippi) In fact, I never really just took a bite of it. I would tear off a tiny chunk of bread, and squeeze it. The bread would form into what resembled a cauliflower floret. I would eat the mayo coated section first, savoring the 100% fatty flavor, and then pop the remainder like a pill almost.
Now, my tastes have slightly changed.
Firstly, I don’t think that this works with any other brand of mayo. It has to be Hellman’s/Best Foods for me.
White bread. Sliced Bananna. Mayonnaise. There is something about the flavor in the bananna that sets off the flavor of the mayo. It is tangy and sweet and mayonnaisey(?) at the same time.