You Know You Do ! So Admit It Here

Needs - now I don’t feel as guilty when I don’t feel like a “conversation” with my mom! My brother thinks I am an ass and a half for seeing Mom’s number on the display and ignoring it. But that’s the point of caller ID, right?

Um - what do I do to contribute to this thread… Well, I’ll eat A1 sauce on ANYTHING. Rice, bread, toast, fish, sliced tomatoes. It’s really good on Corn Chex cereal. Pop that stuff in the microwave with some salt and pepper and nuke it for a few minutes then eat it with a spoon… Mmm, mmm. I’ll do the same thing with ketchup and potato chips - salt, pepper, mircowave, spoon.

I brush my teeth in the shower and sometimes when I forget to bring in the toothpaste I use Dial soap.

I have been known to put ranch dressing in a cup and eat it all simply by dipping saltine crackers in it. I’ve occasionally used pretzels for the same purpose, which is the only way I have ever been able to eat pretzels.

I put salt on most chocolate candies. (Concerned chocolate lovers in the crowd are recoiling in horror.)

When I was younger, I used to eat paper and glue sandwiches. Elmers School Glue was good, spread it on,fold over the paper and let it dry,but POGO PASTE was Da Bomb! Pogo paste and paper sandwiches-YUM!

I still eat raw spaghetti by just dipping it in the jar of sauce sometimes. It’s crunchy and good. I also nibble on raw beef when ever I’m cooking with it, and I love steak Tartar(sp?)

B_Line12…SOAP???Ewwww!

This is the most awful thing in the world…

I joined the Nelson fan club

And I’m not talking about being 15 years old and doing it… It was this March!!! :eek: They sent me an E-mail wishing me a Happy Birthday last month!!
::hanging head in shame and leaving the room::

I have more shameful secrets but I’ll have to reveal them later… after some of the humiliation of revealing this painful secret has worn off!

I eat Ben & Jerry’s out of the pint with a spoon.
I eat French fry sandwiches on toasted buttered
white bread, sometimes with bacon.
I cannot eat watermelon with salting it heavily.

On the musical side, I have a huge collection of
Andrew Lloyd Webber cast CDS in such languages
as Japanese, German, French, Dutch, Hungarian,
Czech, Spanish, Hebrew, Swedish, Norwegian,
Italian, Korean, and Russian. I brag about this
ad naseum.

I eat Ben & Jerry’s out of the pint with a spoon.
I eat French fry sandwiches on toasted buttered
white bread, sometimes with bacon.
I cannot eat watermelon with salting it heavily.

On the musical side, I have a huge collection of
Andrew Lloyd Webber cast CDS in such languages
as Japanese, German, French, Dutch, Hungarian,
Czech, Spanish, Hebrew, Swedish, Norwegian,
Italian, Korean,Czech and Russian. I brag about this
ad naseum.

I like Spam with rice, too, except I use regular sticky rice and wrap it up with kimchee in a sheet of nori. I’m still not sure why people thing spam is gross, yet will eat things like hot dogs and sausage.

L maybe you should re-read the first part of this quote.

Hmmm, on the food side:

  • I love raw chocolate chip cookie dough. My favorite self-pity food is whomping up a batch of ccc (Tollhouse, of course) dough, putting in a jar in the fridge and just eating it with a spoon. Yes, I know some people do bake the stuff. I rarely do.

  • I love hot sauce, esp. Tabasco. I’ll eat in on almost anything. But ::blush:: I always put it on mac & cheese. Spike the dish with some additional sharp cheddar and then use lashings of Tabasco…yum! It gets this odd rosy hue, but hey.

  • ditto w/ the salt/chocolate connection. Try dipping pretzels into melted semisweet chocolate; or lay out some saltines, (add salt to taste), pour on some melted margarine or butter then pop in oven–then melt semisweet pieces on the hot crackers. Yum!

Gad, I’m a taste and nutrition cesspool.

Veb

Besides fucking spoons (the most unintentionally funny thing I’ve ever said), I… uhm… er… uuuuuh… watch soap operas. 3 of them.

But I get to know who some of the big, breakout stars are before the rest of you because that’s where they get their starts (Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Marisa Tomei, Anne Heche, etc.). So HA!

Marshmallow peanuts.

Ayesha… Try it you’ll like it… Promise :slight_smile:
Spoke… You are so right. Elvis did love it. Only difference with me though, I don’t fry it. I do use fat free mayo and of course light white bread. Got to keep this girly girl figure you know…

Dragwyr… I love the batter too. When in a restaurant I would just die if I could order a “Raw dough ball” God it kills me when they have to bake it!!

Nutella is an Italian chocolate spread with hazelnuts and it is wonderful stuff you can find in the US but if you ever visit Spain try Nocilla, it is similar but much better. I am not sure what it is but I believe it may have vanilla as well as hazelnut. I love Nocilla and always take a few jars back with me. When I run out of it I turn to Nutella

http://www.nocilla.net/
It turns out Nocilla is a registered trademark of Bestfoods http://www.bestfoods.com/profile.htm
Hmmm… I wonder if it would be available in the US…

Here is goes…

I like *NSYNC. My name is Sarah and I like *NSYNC.

Want more? I bought both albums. I bought the newest one the day it came out.

More? I waited in line for 4 hours to get tickets and spent $120 of my paltry money on them, on my LAST DAY OF SPRING BREAK!

I spent so much because I had to buy my friend’s ticket, or else he wouldn’t go. No one else would go even if I bought the ticket.

I know all the dance movies to “Bye Bye Bye” and when no one is around, I dance with my tape (oh my god) of the video.

More, you say? What could be worse?

I think Lance is my soulmate.

Shhh…

I’m 19, people! I am not made of wood!

Just don’t let it get around, Ok?

I eat Oreo’s for breakfast on occasion.

I wrote a fan letter to Dennis Quaid when he was in “The Nights the Lights Went Out in Georgia” with Kristy MacNichol. Still think he’s adorable.

I lick the spoon when I make cookies. Can’t help it. Figure the cooking kills any horrible bacteria I transferred to the batter.

Don’t go to Shayna’s house!

Pluto. ROFLOL&PMP

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Pluto, you’re too much! Hilarious.

It is safe to come to my house, though. I do wash my spoons. :wink:

Peanut Butter, Mustard and Cheese sandwiches. Sometimes I even cook up some Campbell’s tomato soup, dump in so many crackers you can eat it with a fork and add that to the sandwich also. I also put salt on the sandwich.

Habanero pepper sauce straight out of the bottle. Just sip it a tiny bit at a time. Disgusting, I know…