pluto, you don’t mean (gasp!) circus peanuts, do you?
Because if you do…you’re my new best friend. If not, I, um, I didn’t say anything.
And no “top” jokes, please.
I got so shook up about Shayna’s spoon that I forgot the grossest of all;
When I was a kid, my brothers and sisters and I would fight over the congealed, leftover gravy in the fridge. We loved it on balloon bread with salt & pepper. Cold.
I still like cold spaghetti on good sourdough bread with mayo.
I flip-flop between mayo and Miracle Whip.
Nuked egg sandwiches.
There’s more, but that’ll do for now.
Peace,
mangeorge (Reccommends the cold gravy sandwiches)
Extra-sharp cheddar cheese covered with granulated sugar, yummy!
On the white bread/bologna/Miracle Whip motif, I prefer Fritos as the crunchy source, with the resulting delicacy squished flat prior to consumption.
My sister preferred the subtle balance of a tuna fish sandwich with a squashed DingDong in the center.
Our dear brother started our quests into unusual food combinations with chocolate cake covered in gravy.
I hang my head in shame for all three of us.
Cristi –
Just wanted to say hi to my new best friend. But they gotta be fresh.
And I’m thinking of creating a new sig – “I made Ayesha PHP!”
Mrs. Xploder tells me that she and her siblings refused to eat breakfast with their Mother any more once she started eating cottage cheese and ketchup mixed together.
And I thought I was weird…
Pluto, I double dog dare you to !
Your double dog dare is my command:
Thank god you asked so I didn’t have to.
Now after finding out it’s hazelnut chocolate spread I MUST HAVE SOME!!!
Oh my god you people are sick!!! BLEAH!!! The nasty things you guys eat!!! I got queasy reading some of those (actually the worst were those who said they drank milk from the carton… just the utter grossness of milk plus the added thought of unseen backwash lurking beneath the murky surface…BLEAH!!!
Anyway, my turn:
I almost always eat food in the packaging it came in (frozen dinners, etc.)
We use paper plates and plastic utensils in our house because our dishwasher has been broken since we moved in and we’re too lazy to wash dishes.
I make sound effects while driving. A lot.
Sometimes I eat Corn Pops for dinner.
I’ve been known to eat cake, cookies, or pumpkin pie for breakfast.
Once, when we first moved into our current home, before the electricity and water were turned on, I had to go to the bathroom really, really bad. Both kinds. So I used one of my son’s diapers and then wrapped it up in a plastic bag and threw it away.
Opal Cat, for
“So I used one of my son’s diapers and then wrapped it up in a plastic bag and threw it away.”
Never challenge the pros. 
Peace,
mangeorge
I just had to bond with mangeorge (I love congealed gravy sandwiches!) Cristi and pluto (I adore circus peanuts!). There, I’m finished.
OMG, tatertot! You listed foods I adore! My bro’s GF is part Korean, and she often makes spam, toasted and salted nori, with rice, and serves it with Kimchee! I must add the kimchee with it. I just ate it as a side dish to the other stuff (took the roasted salted nori, put rice in, and some spam and ate it like that). My favorite kimchee is cabbage, but I adore green onion kimchee (good for keeping annoying people away :)). Thank goodness for Korean markets!
I’ll second the macaroni & cheese & ketchup. I thought I was the only person in the world to do that until I posted it in the infamous French Toast thread.
And, ahem, I dance in elevators when I’m alone. :o
I like to put cottage cheese in my tomato soup!! I also eat peanut butter and relish sandwiches, or peanut butter and bologna, or peanut butter and cheese, or peanut butter relish and bologna… peanut butter goes with anything!! I could go on forever.
>>zyada
I’ll second the macaroni & cheese & ketchup. I thought I was the only person in the world to do that until I posted it in the infamous French Toast thread<<<<
thank goodness!!! my roommate thought i was crazy 
smarty
>>zyada
I’ll second the macaroni & cheese & ketchup. I thought I was the only person in the world to do that until I posted it in the infamous French Toast thread<<<<
thank goodness!!! my roommate thought i was crazy
smarty
Doobieous, I think that spam goes best with cabbage kimchee, maybe radish if your in a pinch. It’s vile with cucumber kimchee, that’s more for fish. Is green onion kimchee just green onions with sort of a chunky red pepper sauce? My mom makes that, but I never thought of it as kimchee, just green onions with red pepper sauce. My favorite is winter cabbage, the older the better. I wish I had a yard to bury it in, so I could live like my ancestors!
We eat nori like potato chips around here. I have to hide it from my son, or he’ll eat 10-20 sheets in one sitting. My mom got me these snack packs with tiny sheets of nori in them for packing in lunch boxes. Too cute!
I drink salad dressing and pickle juice, frequently right out of the bottle/jar.
I sneak peeks at reruns of “Touched by an Angel” when my husband’s not home.
I’m won’t buy a Backstreet Boys CD because I’m afraid people will laugh at me–but I really, really want to.
I sometimes share milk and ice cream with my cat (well, she likes it, dammit).
Plus, I spend way too much time on SDMBs when I should be working (like right now).
I really like cabbage kimchee the best of all the kimchees. Green onion comes next. And yes, it’s basically whole green onions packed in with the pepper sauce. I call it kimchee cause well, that’s what the store where I buy it calls it ;). I dont really like the winter type. Smells too fishy to me (if that’s the type you are talking about). I remember some neighbors of ours years ago keeping a huge glass container full of it in their garage.
My friend up the street who is half japanese used to always have those small nori sheets. They even came in teriyaki flavor, they were pretty good!
Another thing that I am not afraid to say I like is dried squid. Smells horrid, but it’s actually kind of tasty.
i used to eat chow mein sandwiches (on wonderbread) and ketchup on my mashed potatoes when i was younger. not together, though, unfortunately. i was ridiculed out of those habits, though.
oh, and of course, there’s the classic “peanut butter right outta the jar.” yet, i like to eat it out of the jar with big chunks of dairy milk chocolate bars, double dipped, of course, for maximum unsanitary slobber.