First off, I LOVES ME SOME TAYTAYS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!
Secondly, I think those tattooed ones were probably the after pic of a double masectomy with some reconstructive surgery and tattooed-in flower-nipples.
Third, Uhhhh Nawww. Otto was right. Titties and/or the love of the titties leads to the DEVIL.
shudders
I agree, nipples have been removed.
sigh
Whom ever offered to link to Ms Jolies’ tail has failed to follow through.
I was in stitches after reading this. Thanks, FinnAgain.
I shall pick up the slack: http://www.big-boys.com*****/articles/angphoto.html [Remove the asterisks. Not safe for work. At all. Ever. In any shape, way, or form.]
You’re here to satisfy my addiction for teriyaki chicken? Interesting.
…What? I said I was talking about food. I may also have been talking about other stuff, but it’s generally best not to assume. 
I would not call that “Angelina Jolie’s tail”. I would call it “probably Angelina Jolie, plus some other chick, having nude photos taken of them as they have surprisingly artful lesbian sex through a fence”. There is far too little butt in that movie. I demand more butt. If you can’t find Angelina Jolie, then I demand Eliza Dushku’s butt instead.
That’s definitely Angelina, and the other chick is Elizabeth Mitchell.
Re: Your request for more ass – you picky bastard! I don’t see you bringing the hot lesbo pr0n! No more ass until you contribute!
All I want to know is…
Won’t someone please think of the titties?
In re: the lists of names for titties. All you really have to do is find a noun, make it plural and stick it in the sentence “did you see the _______ on that one?” It works every time.
If you find Eliza’s butt, I demand you share.
That would be “picky bitch”, technically.
And I’m always ready to offer something from my astoundingly large collection of Dushku photos. 
(I only wish I had an extensive collection of hot lesbo pr0n.)
So many requests! Very well, I grant, I grant.
http:// img255.imageshack.us/ img255/ 9176/ 1118rj.jpg
Take out the spaces for yummy Eliza goodness. It’s probably worksafe, unless you work in a convent, but I’m taking no chances.
I’ll wait till home, to be safe. But thank you, preemptively. Nice to know others share my endless admiration for Eliza.
How can we not? She’s so… yummy-looking!
Oh, and that picture is also insanely, insanely large. If your monitor doesn’t have good resolution you may have to resize it. And by good resolution I mean 1600x1200.
You’re my kind of bitch or bastard, whichever you prefer. And since you brought hot Eliza, I now bring the promised hot Jolie bottom.
http:**//www.joliesdragon.com/angel_dolls/Allure2004/pages/allure0408.htm [Remove asterisks. Kinda not safe.]
Argh, try this link instead: http:**//www.joliesdragon.com/angel_dolls/Allure2004/pages/allure0408.htm
Mmm. Hot Jolie bottom. 
You forgot “Chi Chis” and I don’t mean the restaurant.
People, people, people… let’s learn a bit a vBulletin, shall we?
You can include URLs in your posts without making them links by un-checking “Automatically parse links in text” on the reply page. It’s directly beneath the “Show your signature” option.
That way you can post the actual link (without the extra spaces or asterisks or whatever) and still keep in completely safe for the people at work.
Really, folks, it’s hard to manually fix URLs when you’re only using one hand.
It is? Then how do I manage it? I rarely use more than one hand at a time unless actually typing, and deleting spaces/stars doesn’t count.
Oh, for the love of-
Fine, put the goddamn asterisks in, for god’s sake!
Uhh? …Either I missed a joke, or there’s some other reason why you’re annoyed with me… whatever it is, I don’t get it.
Well, one of us got whooshed. Ah well.