Everyone is surprised when they suck the first time, but nobody should be. Your wedding tackle doesn’t come with a manual, so trying to use any of its functions for the first time is bound to be a lot of trial and error.
As far as the erection/lack thereof, put it down to nerves. I had much the same problem the first few times.
My grandfather wasn’t exactly a virgin when he was married… I don’t know about his ability to perform on his first time (which took part when he was 11 and I’d like to have that woman here so I could skin her slowly), but on his wedding night he couldn’t.
Nerves and alcohol, they figured. No prob. Since it wasn’t his first time, he wasn’t pleased about it, but he didn’t doubt that he’d perform sooner or later.
Next morning, he was fine… but, well, in Grandma’s words, “I was a hard virgin”… on night number 3 he ended up using his hand.
Performance anxiety is considered a primo cause for performance inability. Add some meds and it can happen. Just remember: it happened to Gramps once in 62 years of marriage (and then he got a bunch of surgeries that mean they’ve moved to, uh, other forms of entertainment. Yes, I know, I find the thought of my 90-something grandparents having sex kind of weird too, but heck, so long as they don’t post videos on the 'net or use my bed…)
I don’t know what’s more disturbing, that your grandpa knocked one off his first at 11 years old or that you know so much about your granparents sex life.
