Gooey Decimal System? Li-Berry Pie? Malt Whitman?
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On the Rocky Road
The Metamorphistacio
War and Peach
Atlas Fudged
ETA: The Chocolonomicron
Huckleberry Finn, of course.
Banana Karenina.
A Clockwork Orange Sherbet
Naked Dessert
Death by Chocolate in Venice
Oh, nice. 
Make it as bland as possible, and call it “Library Paste”.
Seriously, that’s all I got.
Aristotle’s Neopolitan Ethics
Of Mice and Mint
The Sundae Also Rises
Heart of Dark Chocolate
Pride and Pistachio
Frank ‘n’ Stein
hot dogs and beer
“Goodbye, Mr. Chocolate Chips”?
“Rum Here to Eternity”?
“Death by Chocolate of a Salesman”?
“The Boysenberry from Brazil?”
Or, if you’re thirsty…
“The Malted Falcon”
Grape Expectations.
“A Farewell to Almonds”?
Oh, and ALL sundaes can be topped with a pynch-on of Gravity’s Rainbow sprinkles.
Old Man and the Sea Salt? On second thought, nevermind.
Finnegan’s Cake
On the Rocky Road
The Brothers Caramel-azov
There has to be a good one for “The Count of Monte Cristo,” but it’s not coming to me. Minty Custard, maybe?
It’s no “Cherry Garcia” but it would be easily filed.
Minty Crisco.
I seem to be going for the disgusting today.
Cone With the Wind (pieces of cone mixed with Georgia peach ice cream, great for frying)
Black Beauty and the Beast (licorice ice cream with jalapeño aftertaste)
Tripleberry Finn (made from 3 types of berries [huckleberries could be one I suppose, but blueberries are cheaper and taste better and look pretty much the same])
And, for the Chekov fans out there, The Cherry Orchard doesn’t even need to be punned.