The Best of Limes
For medievalists, there’s always…
Sorbet-owulf
William ShakesPear
Franz Coffee-Cup
Louisa May Apricot
Ambrosia Bierce
Vanilla Cather
Ralph Walnut Emerson
Sherbert Anderson
O. Henry (with just bits of the candy bar)
Almond Huxley
Tequila Mockingbird
From Here to Teaternity (green tea flavor)
I, Rollo (chocolate with Rollo bits)
Chapterhouse: Prune (okay, maybe not this one)
And for the really adventurous: Don Peyote
Cherry Potter
Soylent Green
Sapient Pear
Discourse on the Method of Rightly Conducting the Raisins and Seeking Tutti-Frutti in the Strawberries*
Well, maybe not.
The Hound Of The Baskinrobins
A cask of Almondyummo
Barnaby Fudge
Martin Chunkybits
After Many a Summer Dies the Flan
Bananas Foster Wallace
Pearadise Lost (or List, if it’s got a long list of special ingredients)
Revenge
Prune and Prejudice
A Christmas Caramel
Of Mint and Men
The Grape Gatsby
Das Karamel
Ezra Poundcake
John Dos Pistachios
Creme and Punishment
The Godiva Delusion
La Real Macadamia
Frangelico Lippo Lippi
Brave Nougat World
A Praline for Owen Meany
The Rocky Road Less Travelled
I’m impressed. 
I actually bought some niche ice cream once that contained hunks of pretzels, and beer. Possibly a few cigarette butts thrown in for texture. Yes, it tasted like ass, disappeared from the stores not long after, and I forgot what it was called, but it would be a fine pick-me-up for Charles Bukowski.
Let’s rename it Face On the Bar Room Floor.
Chocolatechip Down.
These absolutely make me want to open an ice cream/ bookshop…
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sundae
The Wings of the Dove Bar
Animal Cookie Farm
Pint Counter Pint
A High Wind in Jamocha
The Day of the Locust Bean Gum
The Sodafountainhead
Tequila Mockingbird
1984 Calories
The Moon is a Marshmallow Mistress
Awesome!
I contribute:
Vanilla Shakespeare
Remembrance of Things Glace