Uncle Tom’s Carob
Of Human Bonbon
Marzipan of the Apes
As You Lick It
Lady Windermere’s Flan
Paradise Found
Lime of the Ancient Mariner
Walnut (by Thoreau)
A Christmas Carob
Ms. Attack suggested:
A Midsummer Night’s Creme
The Vonnegut Collection
Slaughterhouse Fudge
Welcome to the Chunky Monkey House
Goodbye Blueberries (the Breakfast Ice Cream of Champions)
Palm Sundae
Caramels Cradle
My favorite!
Lets not forget about our reference flavors like Chocolate Chiptionary.
-The Old Man and the Peanut
-Glace of the Mohicans
-you could get a Blizzard of Oz
-Grape of Wrath (“wherever there’s a man enjoying a frozen confection, I’ll be there.”)
-Sherbert on the Orient Express
A Cantaloupe for Leibowitz
Hemingway’s Chunk (this one probably won’t make it past the marketing dept.)
Lost Lenore S’More
The Princess Brittle
In Cold Fudge
My wife and I have been planning a trip to New Hampshire and amongst the attractions listed in the AAA book is Robert Frost’s farm or some such. I have a major urge to call them up and ask for directions, and afterward, to ask for alternate ones because I wanted to use the road less travelled.
And I’d follow that up by asking where the nearest motel is so I wouldn’t have miles to go before I sleep.
I’m too nice to do that to them. They probably have to put up with those jokes a thousand times a day.
Papaya Angelou
Gravity’s Rainbow (like Neapolitan but with more flavors)
Paddington Pear
Mein Crunch
Where the Wild Figs Are
Animal Cracker Farm
Brave Fig Newton World
Crispy Shandy
Yes!
The Plummed Serpent
The Nougat and The Date
My Pear Lady
Remembrance of Things Peach
Remembrance of Things Pasta?
Truman Compote
Francis Scott Key Lime Fitzgerald
Caramel Flannery O’Connor
And if they expand into doughnuts, Carson McCrullers
It was my first post here. Looks like a fun place.
There’s also The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrockcandy, but it’s too long to fit on the carton. 
I hoped most people would get that one.
A Cone of One’s Own
Lime and Punnishmint.