Yes, I bitch-slapped a marine. I don’t recommend this.
Have you ever been so bombed you feel asleep in the wrong car/wrong room/wrong house?
Pah! Try wrong COUNTRY.
I vaguely remember thinking I should be getting to the ferry port and promptly forgetting all about it as another JD hit the back of my neck.
Have you ever been peniless and lost in a country where you dont speak the language , know noone and where your country has no embassy?
I can come close to that:
In dublin ireland I started walking on my own cause my parents pissed me off, and I got very very very lost, in the “gettos” of Dublin, on the side of town that an embassy would sooooo not be on, and I couldn’t find anyone to give me directions back to Trinity.
Close enough?
Yes, it’s close enough.
Have you ever not returned a movie to a rental store, and moved away with it?
(I got so much when I quit that bitch ass place! It was a hollywood video, they can afford it.)
[sub]Is anyone else having flashbacks to the TMI thread?[/sub]
Yep, I have done this. Sadly though, it was by accident and I ended up with the super-suck “First Wive’s Club”.
Has anyone ever had sex on the roof of a building in the daylight? Heh heh heh
Time Out Again.
Can we answer as many times as it is applicable in this thread?
Yes. In Athens, Greece.
In that same vein…
Has anyone ever had sex in a public place where they risked being shot if caught?
Yes. Had sex with the principals daughter on the front porch swing of his house.
Along the same (ahem) vein:
Has anyone had sex in a public place and been watched, and you liked it?
heh…
Yes. On the side of the swimming pool, at a party, with another female.
and keeping with our new line of thinking…
Ever had sex on or against a national monument? (Any nation)
I think Arden just answered my “Time Out” question–carry on!
Yes, against one. Well it wasn’t technically a national monument, but the gang that hung out around the park it was in called themselves the Puerto Rican Nationals. It said so in red spraypaint on the monument itself.
Ever have really good sex under the influence of an illegal narcotic besides marijuana?
Yep, coke. I was able to go several hours without getting tired or having an orasm.
Note : I do NOT advocate this, I also do not do drugs anymore - it was one wild party.
Ever hung out with someone famous ?
(For me it was Natalie Merchant . . . she had great coke.)
Well I didn’t exactly hang out with O.J. Simpson however I was at Ed Debevic’s about 4 years ago and he was there with his family celebrating a kid’s birthday… his nephew I think. Hey, we were in the same restaurant so that counts, dammit. 
My question: Have you ever been in a situation where it seemed like certain death (i.e. plane is about to crash but miraculously doesn’t) and you suddently just whipped it out and started to masturbate? (inspiration: Mallrats)
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Keeping in mind that I’m afraid of flying, and that everytime i get on a plane is feel like certain death, and that if anyone would admit to that…:
I was on the plane to ireland and we were going through really really bad turb-u-lance (I can’t spell) and I looked over and there was this kid about my age jacking off, since somehow we were the only people in this row of the plane (it was a fluke!), and I had spent most of the flight asleep.
Have you ever had sex in an amusement park, then meet your SO parents after?
Oh my God, not me. But I must know which theme park!
(Come on Disney World! Come on Disney World!)
katie
Yep. Adventure Island in Tampa.
My turn, I guess… and keeping with the theme… have you ever had sex with the driver of a vehicle and both of you got off while the vehicle was still in motion?
Yes, (not penetration, though.) I got oral and gave digital as I was driving.
HAve you ever had sex with a boss/employer?
Does it count if I had left the job but ran into the boss later? If so, then yes. Back in college.
Gonna shift gears for a minute:
Has anyone physically injured or even broken themselves in the pursuit of love?
Tripler
If during the act counts, yes, both the standard rug burns, some torn penile skin (owwwwww), and being knocked unconscious.
OK, ever had sex in a foriegn country and/or with someone who did not speak the same language that you do?