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I did, but then my wife sold her hair to buy a huge cabinet for the wedding china.
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The number one predictor of divorce is...
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They should only say that if they have a very strange imagination.
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No offense, but I think that's setting the bar pretty low.
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One of Christina's neighbors is really upset with her. Also, doesn't she have people for that kind of thing?
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