Damn. What a season. I haven’t had time to drop into one of these threads for a while, so I’m going to chat about what I’ve liked in general.
The Salazars. Those guys were cool. Great accents. Evil bastards. Greedy. The kind of guys you want to have at a party. Too bad they both had to get iced. They scored some great actors for those roles. I love the way that whole story line seems so small in the grand scheme. They really know how to up the stakes on this show. I’m lovin’ it.
Nina. The hooker. The slutty super-terrorist who fucks you and then trys to kill you. First off, however, I must point out that she looked damn good this year. Sarah Clarke, call me. As much as I enjoyed watching her take Jack’s 4 bullets and die (from lead poisoning), I must say the coolest moment for me between the two was when she had him all tied up in the chair. She’s getting herself a little Bauer tongue action, and then the super dope head-butt move busts her up pretty good. Jack tossing himself back, shattering the chair, and then choking the shit out of her was really good for me. “If you want to keep breathing . . .” Good stuff. I’m disappointed that Kim let Nina get the gun that high. Where’s my double-tap love bunny from last year? Oh well.
But the real kicker is that Nina has taken one more person with her. Tony. It’s pure speculation on my part, but I feel I’ve got a pretty strong case. The interrogation was classic. “First Jack then you, what does that remind me of?” Bitch. Anyway, when Tony is turning the screws he brings up that this guy Nina knows (and therefore must have fucked; the slut) is HIV positive. This means that, more than likely, Nina had the HIV. Then she opens up her jugular. Tony, who has an open wound bleeding on his neck, jumps up and puts his hand over Nina’s geyser of blood. He gets HIV blood all over himself. The bitch set him up for a slow death. I may be wrong, but it looks like you might catch something whether you fuck Nina or even if you just try to fuck with her. I did like the way she killed a room full of doctors and two guards. Wish they had shown that. . .
Sherri. Now, this is one evil bitch, but she has always been smart. Not smarter than Jack, but smart. What happened? She blew the whole phone conversation with the cop. And what the fuck. WAIT. FOR. THE. LAWYERS. Stupid. Bitches. I guess she’s just tired. It should be interesting to watch this cop (another cool actor) and how he plays this one. Cover up? Does he get himself iced? Does he bring the President down in a shame-filled scandal? I can’t believe he called Sherri. Mistake, man. You day is about to get really shitty. The terrorists are about to attack the US while you will have to try real hard to stay out of jail.
Michelle and Gael. Toast. Gooses cooked. They definitely should have had his hand turned into hamburger. That would have been great. Blood splashed all over open wounds with deadly virus mixed in. They missed a golden. Liked the way Michelle wouldn’t shoot that guy. At first I whought she was fucking up, but then she owned his punk ass. Nice moves. Call me. She’s dead, but that’s good, cause Tony would have given her the HIV anyway.
Jack. Oh, Jack. Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. . . Jack. Jack. Everyone else is having a bad day, but you gotta admit: Jack Bauer is having a pretty good day. Other people have been shot, infected, tortured, squeezed, pressured and scared. But you’ve managed to kick drugs, avenge your wife’s death, kill a bunch of terrorists/drug dealers, save your daughters life, and track down the virus. Twice. Amadour really shouldn’t have made that comment about family. Jack is a bad man, and you really pissed him off. He’s on a roll today, and you’ll be begging him to go back to the knife once he really gets started on causing some pain. It’s nice to see that Chase can work well with the whole torture thing. All though maybe he just wants to cut holes in other people’s hands so as not to feel like the odd man out.
Overall, awesome season. Last season won best drama, this season is much better. It’s really as good as the first season in my book. But they can’t have as good an ending lined up unless they kill Kim. By the way, Elisha, call me. I hate it when we fight . . .
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