“No dear, she’s not prettier than you…”
No, it doesn’t hurt that much.
Of course I’m 21, I just left my ID in the car.
Of course I’ve done this before, I’ll be done in five minutes.
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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One of the largest lies around is the one where Satan (not the SDMB regular) has convinced the world that he does not exist.
“If we submit everything to reason, our religion will have no mysterious or supernatural element. If we offend the principles of reason, our religion will be absurd and ridiculous.” Blaise Pascal
The five biggest lies in the English language are (in no particular order):
1.) The check is in the mail.
2.) This won’t hurt, I promise.
3.) Some of my best friends are _____ (fill in your own ethnic group)
4.) Trust me.
and
5.) I promise not to cum in your mouth.
At least, that is what I’ve always told people whenever I hear them say one of the above.
“Quoth the Raven, ‘Nevermore.’”
E A Poe
Guns don’t kill people.