Congrats, matt. You’ve reach demi-god status and I, for one, think you deserve untold multitudes of naked men. Yes, bring them on. Break out a new box of them and bring them on. Not for me, mind you. Oh no. For matt. He’s the one. I wouldn’t even look at them. Nope…wouldn’t pay the slightest attention to them.
‘Look at that naked man!’ You’d say.
‘I’m sorry, what? Oh none for me…’ yawn
Of course, just to be polite I’d take a small gander. Maybe a tiny observance. Perhaps a wee glance. Just for matt’s sake. Just to be polite.
raises dixie cup Here’s to you. Here’s to 3000 more!
And what does my wee skinny boy want for his celebration, hmmm? Shall I bring nekkid men, or shall I be a nekkid man?
(Well, obviously that kind of answers itself, although my dear matt never popped his head into my MPSIMS thread about him possibly liking me and all… :()
“squishy noises?” You crack me up! (I mean, who else would invite me nekkid into some back room to drink frozen drinks one buys at the Kwik-E-Mart on “The Simpsons,” eh? You’re the cat’s pajamas!)
Congrats on the 3000. Can I get naked too? I know I’m not a guy, but I just really feel like getting naked. You know what, I’m not asking permission. ::taking off clothes:: Ah, so much better. Now where is the twister?
Oh Maaaat! I got a little something for you… sits down right next to Matt with a deliciously evil look in his eyes.
Anyway, nah, i think i’ll remain clothed. I my permanently scar anyone if I disrobe. Plus, I look way cuter in my clothes!
Congrats on your 3000, bro. I knew you could do it! sniff, sniff
Happy three thousandth, matt_mcl.
From your party turn-out we can tell
you’re liked without reservation
by all orientations.
Continue on, matt, fare thee well!
You crack me up! (I mean, who else would invite me nekkid into some back room to drink frozen drinks one buys at the Kwik-E-Mart on “The Simpsons,” eh? You’re the cat’s pajamas!)
sits down right next to Matt with a deliciously evil look in his eyes.