Hey, Euty, you can come back here in the back room and get naked in private.
What?
Well, I have to stand here and guard the door of course!
Um…you have to guard it from the inside–it’s a weird door.
Go ahead, Euty, no one (else) will see you back here…
::swoonklunk::
<finds out has to show up naked, doesn’t want to give host a complex, sends matt a nakedguy telegram to say> Congrats!
::walks in naked::
You know, I can never remember to take off my clothes AFTER I get in…I walked here in the buff! ::shiver::
Crummy Smarch weather…
Naked men! Well, I can’t think of a better way to start the day! Bring 'em on! Happy 3000th, matt_mcl! Wishing you the very best of pulchritudinous nekkid men.
Well, if you insist, but let’s go someplace private for a bit, shall we? shirt unbuttoned a bit…walking over to a private corner…
Ooh my… two in a row? Well, if you insist…
walks in
Sorry for being so belated in congratulations for your 3000th post. I’d have been here sooner, but I’ve been planning a wedding, working on making sure an anti-gay amendment doesn’t pass in Oregon, and flaming the shit out of Scylla on the Pit about the ‘gay lifestyle.’
removes clothes
Damn, it’s cold in here. shivers
Where’s my man when I need him to warm me, dammit?
Trust me, matt_mcl. You’ll thank me for keeping my clothes on.
(walks in late…throws clothes off)
OKay, I’m here, I’m queer and I’m naked!
Yay! More naked fags! (turns the heat up)
I can’t believe it! Mere days after hitting the big 3K, I’ve passed another milestone: the first thread dedicated to me in the Pit.
Here’s the link: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40029
dabbing eyes You’ll have to excuse me for a minute. This is a very emotional moment for me… bursts into tears I’m so honoured!