WOO! I am masturbating like a motherfuck!
Not necessarily the greatest thread out there, but definitely one of the greatest thread titles.
I think Maud’dib’s early volley in the direction of a mod deserves an honourable mention.
You’ve come a long way, beenie-baby. 
Woo! Muad’Dib simulpost. (That’s one of my favourite threads, ever.)
Sampiro’s Woman behold thy daughter, daughter thy mother, & BOTH OF YOU LOSE MY NUMBER! has to be the most hilarious.
Askia’s H.P. Lovecraft Was A Racist, or Blake, you condescending Junior-Modding twit deserves an honourable mention for sheer invectiveness.
lno’s My Rage Burns With The Fire of A Million Suns is hall of fame material. Note especially the part about Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis. Still cracks me up even after all this time!
Here’s one of mine. It’s a pretty good one. Someone made a posting in GQ about John Kerry’s war record. Being a Dubya-bashing Bay Stater, I rushed right in to defend John and bash Dubya. (see posting #4)
Well, it seems my zealous statements made me receive perhaps what was the most serious warning from a moderator ever. (see posting #14)
If that wasn’t bad enough, my remarks had so derailed the discussion that everybody jumped on the “Let’s Bash-Dubya” bandwagon, prompting the moderator to warn five other posters. (See posting #25) Luckily I learned my lesson from the first warning and I was not one of the ones listed in posting #25.
I was really surprised that my remark had touched off a lot of emotions and sent the discussion into a train wreck. This was not my intention nor was it my intention to get 5 addtonal SDMB members in trouble. I’m amazed the thread wasn’t locked.
I’ve made postings (rants?) that were much more emotional, spiteful, bitter, etc but I think this deserves to be in the Top 50 as an example of being very careful of what you post - and what not to post.
i forgot aobut that one!!
what a gem, is Euthanasiast still around?
Yep!
What kind of an attention whore do you have to be to reference your own rant in a greatest rants thread? Shameful, I say. :dubious:
I dunno, what are the available kinds of attention whores? I didn’t know we had to self-categorize!
You had me at Reeses feces.
I hadn’t read this one before, but I have to say I might love it even more than the thousand suns one, which is *way * better than the blimp one.
Yes, this rant is way, way better than the blimp one. Blasphemous, I know, but The Horror of Blimps doesn’t even allude to a gorgonzola and cat shit sandwich.
“download a brownload” indeed.
Ah, ‘Rage’ is one of my favorites, along with Sue Duhnym’s:
So I was sucking my husband’s dick…
That’s some good stuff.
::adds to bookmarks then backs up bookmark file::
andrewdt85, we’re not quite to 50, but it looks to me like you’ve been more successful than others at compiling an all-time best list. I’ve seen most of these before, but it’s so much fun to re-read them. Congrats!
GT
I was just thinking about that one! Duck lips!