Proud?
He didn’t masturbate, did he? Cause I hear they are really against that!
I think its OK if the other gentleman involved gives you a little help, the rules seem clearer on solo efforts.
The funny thing is, and this isn’t a joke, the first time I heard the name “Proud Boys” I thought it was a gay rights organization. (As in gay pride.) I didn’t know who they were. When I learned what they were doing, I realized that they were the opposite.
Lee Greenwood rather than Lee Garlington. 
The irony being that they took their name from a soppy song in a Broadway musical, which is not the most “manly” of origin stories.
…I had no idea that was the case. 
“Proud of Your Boy” from Aladdin (which is not in either of the films but appears in the stage show). It’s a song Aladdin sings expressing hope that his dead mother would be proud of him.
The obsession with the song explains a lot about the fragile masculinity of the group members IMNSHO.
The ‘Proud Boys’ initiation ritual is rather strange too.
‘Tell me about it! I was expecting an ass pounding and a cream covered cookie and all I got was an ass whooping and a bowl of cereal!’ ~ Steven Miles (Prisoner Number to be Determined)
Moderating:
I don’t know specifically what this is referring to or what relevance it has to January 6th other than that Steven Miles is a Proud Boy participating in the January 6th violence, but attributing comments he hasn’t actually made relating to prison rape is not allowed on this board.
Avoid jokes employing the prison rape meme.
No! Not prison rape, it’s referencing his career in porn.
Ok, I accept your clarification. Mod note retracted.
It’s hard to keep all these Trump threads and references clear. My sympathies, @Aspenglow
That’s kind of you.
I can keep the threads pretty straight, but I’m not always up on all the insider details. And frankly, the initiation porn habits of the Proud Boys have not been of interest to me.
But I do try to admit when I’ve made a mistake!
yeah, something something breakfast cereals something or other.
The woman who elicited his confession should get a DOJ commendation, I’d say.
A quote from @Elendil_s_Heir article:
Taake, a self-employed handyman who owned a pressure-washing business, had a felony record, but authorities found multiple guns at his home when they took him into custody. Taake was on bond in a separate case when he stormed the Capitol, with a pending charge for soliciting a minor online; court records in Harris County, Texas, show that case is still active.
Such patriots they were. Proving once again that MAGA is all about rules and law for other people, not for themselves. Other sentiments purged to not go into Pit territory.