Zed, huh? I quite like it! 
Today I’m feeling rather proud of myself for a silly reason. We’ve got my parents staying with us for a couple of months, just reaching the end of month one, and I haven’t had a single stroppy teenager moment! I think I’ve finally growed up… 
I can empathize- my MIL is staying with us for about two months and hubby has behaved like a grownup, too! WooHoo
wait. it’s early yet. 
speaking of stroppy teenagers - My tenant’s daughter is normal (I’d thought not, she appeared to be too good of a kid, quiet, respectful, for a 14 yo) the other evening I heard her screech to her dad “I hate you! You;ve ruined my liife!” Ah, youth.
It’d better be “EVOO” may god help us all. Now I’m nauseated.
Heheh! I remember being at a family party where my cousin screamed “I hate you!” at my aunt, and I turned to my mum and said “I’ll never say that to you!”.
Oh how wrong I was…
Really squick her out: A Rachel Ray Mazola party… After all, she is waaaay cute if she doesn’t say anything.
I burn with the heat and light of a million dim flashlights. When I went to forage just now, I ordered a toasted bagle with extra cream cheese. I got the toasted bagel, but they gave me sour cream instead. I wondered why it was so runny when I opened the little tub, too… A :smack: for me, :smack: :smack: and half a :mad: for them.
Welcome, Zed!
It’s gonna be a slow day today. I only have one Word document to work on. But I’m off tomorrow!
Mr Rebo talked to a high-up customer service rep from Home Depot last night. The assistant manager at the local HD he had spoken with the day before refused to give his last name! How unprofessional! So she (the rep) was going to take care of that, as well as send a HD person to inspect the warped door. Mr Rebo also has a rep from the door manufacturer coming, since the local HD said they don’t have HD reps go to people’s houses. Yeah, right. So, maybe something will be done soon.
See y’all later!
I leave you guys alone for a few hours and I come back to talk of man nipples and Rachel Ray covered in warm oil.
Y’all are some sick puppies! (but that’s what makes the MMP so enjoyable)
I’m working on five hours of sleep today. Stoopid cats decided to use the bed as an obstacle course at 5am. :mad: Caffeination is underway, breakfast soon to follow.
Ick. Rachel Ray. Ick ick ick. Rachel Ray in warm oil= even worse. We read her cookbooks aloud and make gagging noises (very mature) at work. It was the succotash with black beans, roasted peppers, corn, and barbeque sauce that made me nearly throw up.
Not keen on the eggs with a cup of basil and lots of mustard, either.
Oh, I hate that, when the cats decide to do Olympic sports on the bed.
I’ve been up for about 3 hours now and at work for 20 minutes. I went through everything that needed to be done already. It’s going to be a long 8 hour day.
I never told my parents that I hated them, I was too busy planning my escape to bother with such outbursts.
After all, if you warn your jailers that you want to escape, they’re likely to move you to a tighter cell.
Succotash with BBQ sauce?
ICK.
Though I suppose it’s one step up from Paula Dean, who’d probably do the same and then proceed to slather the whole thing with a stick of butter… actually, make that two sticks of butter. And some biscuits. :rolleyes:
I despise all Food TV hosts with the exception of Nigella, whom I worship. For Nigella, I would go gay for a day.
McUne, if you need extra work to keep you busy, I’ve got plenty to share. I don’t suppose you know how to use Visio, do you? 
oooooo Welcome to the MMP Zed!! :: stashes a piece of chocolate in her desk for later ::
You guys have had quite the disturbing morning.
CB, I had a roommate that you would love. He was always hot–he said he just didn’t feel the cold at all; during the frigid Boston winter, he was constantly leaving windows open and turning off the heat. It was awful.
Wait a sec… who has all the white chocolate **Zed **left for me? **Nava **or Ivory?
Whoever it is, I’d like to pick it up – meet me in room 304? If you like it, I’ll let you get some!
What do you mean you’ll fight for the privilege of giving it to me? Ooh, cat fight!! :: pulls up chair ::
Oh, and welcome Zed, and thanks for the chocolate! I don’t suppose you’d want to hand-deliver the white stuff yourself? :dubious:
Yay on the impromptu day of rest, Ivory! Hope the UTI goes away (or at least subsides).
Mahna, actually I do know Visio. Not that well, but I do know it!
**Lunch ** if I go out and buy white chocolate can I meet you in room 304?
Thank Og it’s Thursday! This has been the most boring week on record, and I am really looking forward to the weekend!
I am somewhat pissed at my employers though, as today should be payday (we get paid monthly, supposedly on the last business day of the month), but the idiot accountant didn’t bother to set up a standing order direct deposit for my salary. Instead, he hands me a post-dated cheque, meaning I will have to deposit the cheque to my account and wait for the funds to clear. Grrrr! So now, I have no cash over the weekend and will have a further wait of 3 days after I deposit the cheque on Sunday (the cheque is dated 1 June), meaning we will be on bread and water (figuratively speaking) until Wednesday (primarily because I only worked 10 days out of April and had a piddling salary to get us through May). To add insult to injury, I then need to TT funds to my account in Australia, which has direct debits set up to come out on the 4th of each month - clearly NOT going to get there in time! :mad: :mad: :mad: There are just not enough grouchy mad faces to express my annoyance with these hacks!
And let’s not even start on my idiot boss who continues to edit my work for style and insert excess American passive-voice verbiage, thereby decreasing the sense and legal reasoning of everything I do. What kind kind of twatbasket changes “Consider including …” to “Consideration should be given to the inclusion of …”? 
:dubious: :smack: I mean, seriously? Gah, I can’t work with this moron much longer, otherwise I will rip his head off and spit down his torn, bloodied neck! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Sigh, I feel better now …
BTW, you guys better have saved some of Zed’s chocolate as a love offering for Mooooommmm, or she’ll be mad!
**McUne **-- considering the going-ons, by the time you get there I may be sated
As for Moooom’s love offerings, I only want the white chocolate for myself – she can have all the milk and dark!
Well, my nick is Ivory… where would you expect to find white chocolate? I might not give it up though- you’ll have to come and get it!
I hear room 304 is getting dusty and neglected. That just doesn’t seem right…
The white chocolate is MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.
Oh, hello Zed. Welcome to the MMP; don’t mind the mess.
:: refuses to read anything about Rachel Ray and oil ::
Wait, so I have to fight both of you for the white chocolate?
… In room 304?
… OK
I might not even mind, even if I don’t manage to get much of the chocolate!