Scylla, cows do have societies. They spend a lot of time drinking afternoon tea and wearing silly hats.
However, having seen how you treated the ewes, they’re not about to let you know about it.
Pervert. 
And here’s the cite to prove it: http://www.cowswithguns.com/homepage.html
Nothing wrong with eating some good ol veggies.
Nothing wrong with eating a Medium rare steak either. Give me both, or give me death. Why would I want to choose?