Your lucky number is Thursday. Your favorite color is lunch.
The color of your saliva is about to undergo an astonishing and worrisome transformation.
This paper strip will undergo a worrisome transformation if you do not burn it within 300 seconds. 299. 298 -
Restaurant diner, restaurant diner, fly away home! Your house is on fire; your children will burn.
Wait five minutes before eating the soup or you will burn your mouth.
Eating the soup is the number one cause of soup-related deaths.
Your DNA test will come in this week. It will say that you are soup-related.
The number of stray kitty-cats in the immediate area will continue to decline (wink, wink).
The system will decline your credit card when you try to pay for this meal.
You will pay for this meal twice: with your credit card shortly, then later as you’re trying to sleep.
You will shortly be stampeded by midgets.
You could stand to lose ten pounds of ugly fat – cut off your head.
You will see ten ducks, then find a $100 bill. Count carefully.
The family you are with isn’t really yours.
The scruffy-looking guy in the corner is your REAL father.
The wise man marries his second wife first.
While you were admiring the waitress, your wife has run away with a motorcycle cop.
If you don’t cop to being the one who embezzled millions from your employer, there’s a chance you’ll get away with it. A 5% chance.
There’s a 5% chance of rain in this very restaurant – the roof leaks.
Giving only a 5% tip will ensure your next meal’s service will be uncomfortable.