The entire staff is talking about you behind your back. In Mandarin.
Caucasoids are an invasive species.
Guess what species is in your entree.
While you’ve been enjoying your entree, a scammer has emptied all your bank accounts.
As you were breaking open this fortune cookie, a burglar was breaking into your house.
Your house is made of cards, and a wind storm is coming.
Wind’s from the east, there’s a mist blowing in; seems like somethings a-brewing and’s about to begin.
Try our beer. We now have a-brewing license.
James Bond’s not the only one with a licence to kill – try our egg drop soup.
Never eat soup with a fork - unless it’s really chunky soup.
Never eat chunky mayonnaise.
Your cleavage is satisfactory. A tip is not necessary.
Here’s a hint. There’s not supposed to be mayonnaise in hot and sour soup.
Climate change continues to doom the planet; it’s all gonna be too hot.
Due to a series of circumstances as yet to be revealed, you will be forced to live on Hot Pockets for eight months in the near future.
You will have a dream about a toilet. Don’t use it.
Sadly, the only fortune you will amass in your lifetime is the one you are holding in your hand.
On your way out of the restaurant a man in a grey bowler hat with hand you a card. Put in your shirt pocket immediately, and don’t look at it until you are safely in your car. Then, drive to the address on the card where you will be given further instructions.
You will soon receive instructions related to a complex plot to disturb the very fabric of the universe.
(this fortune is meant for the table next to you) BE READY TO RETIRE EARLY!!!