Are you sure you aren’t thinking of Logan’s Rune?
Tory Story–British political epic ,1700-1800
Tory Story 2–British political epic, 1800-1900
Tory Story 3–British political epic, 1900-2000
Star Warts – don’t handle Interstellar Toads
Sitar Trek – Follow Ravi Shankar on tour
The Fantastic Flour – The Ace of Cakes movie
Skrull – Marvel’s villanous aliens get their own flick
Dunce – Paul Atreides blows the gom jabbar test and has to sit in the corner with a cap on his head.
Rocky III: The sequel to Rocky II
Rocky IV: The Prequel to Rocky V
Snake’s Won A Plane: Snake Pilskan escapes New York on an airplane he won in a game of chance.
Really not much different than Escape from NY, though.
Theme! – The John Williams Biopic
Carts – Pixar’s CGI film about pre-Industrial Revolution horse-drawn vehicles. Slow moving.
Diet Another Day – James Bond procrastinates and puts on weight
Dr. Nog – S.P.E.C.T.R.E. tries to ruin Christmas, and it’s up to Bond to save it
The Da Vinci Codex – Bill Gates’ special purchase goes to a museum.
Fangtasia – This time the Night on Bald Mountain part turns out right for all those harpies
55 Days at Peeking – A Stalker’s Story
Quest for Fibre – Rae Dawn Chong and Ron Perlman are British cavepeople trying to improve their diet.
Marty Poppins – The Banks family knew they should have stuck with a traditional female nanny. Starring Martin Short
The Man with the Golden Farm – Farmer sells the mineral rights to his property
The Shills Have Eyes – A three-card monte dealer starts losing his touch
A Study in Scarlett – Rhett Butler comes back in this sequel to Gone With the Wind
The Damn Busters – Scientist go back in time, snatch Buster Keaton’s DNA, and clone him. Hilarity ensues.
Ox – the Unknown and Ox from Outer Space – Double Feature about a strange emasculated bovine. To be followed shortly by The Man with the Ox Ray Eyes
Romancing the Stoner – Story About a Doper a Bong and True Luv.
Me - starring Peter Lorre as an egotistical child murderer.
Not to mention ROCKY IVY, the less-dangerous relative of SUPERMAN IVY.
Stare Wars: The Empire Blinks Back
Hi, Robot! – Cheery movie based on Asimov’s happier Susan Calvin stories*
The Maize – 1950s 3-D horror movie about Corn. No children.
The Bother – Winnie the Pooh’s horror movie
Tit! – Boobs always sell
Tit Conquered the World – the Triumph of Teen Humor
Tit Came from Beneath the Sea – Beach Movies
Tit Came from Outer Space --They’re everywhere
Tit! The Terror from Beyond Space – and from even farther away.
*I stole this one from a similar contest that ran in The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction. This entry was so common they didn’t even list it. They did list the variation Oi! Robot, because only one person suggested it.
Them Incredibles: Rednecks talk about superheroes.
Sitar Trek: You might have to go to every music store in town just to find one.
This is Spinal Tape: We’re going to rock your medical supplies.
J “Billy” Madison: An immature early 19th-century president must repeat every grade to win reelection.
School of Rocky: Jack Black helps young boxers make a comeback.
Beast in Show: The strange world of pedigreed monster competitions.
IRONY MAN: fighting crime and saving despite expectations to the contrary.
Yo Brother, Where Art Thou? - The Soggy Bottom Boys go rap.
Annie Halal - A neurotic Manhattanite dates a Muslim butcher.
The Big Lesbowski
Up in the Hair
Seven Days in Mary
My Fakir Lady - a Cockney flower girl is taught proper levitation technique.
Bloody Simple - the BBC remake of Sling Blade