The Canine Mutiny – Dog Pound Great Escape
Stand By Meh: Boring movie about 4 kids sitting around and not doing much of anything.
Apocalypse Snow - the blizzard from Hell
Boogier Nights - the extremely ill-conceived sequel
Chicken Runt - the story of the littlest egg and the chick hatched from it
Peter Pain
Beetlejuicer — Yuppie couple combine love of organic gardening, nutrition, and the occult.
The Brig Lebowski — Military criminals go bowling.
Man on the moron.
20001, A Space Odyssey – A small group of explorers heads to Jupiter. Their computer breaks down and they have to call AAA for a tow.
Alienss – Will someone please get these motherfarkin’ Aliens off this spaceship?
Some recent Oscar nominees:
The Hurt Blocker - An Army unit in Iraq loses its star football player to an injury.
True Grits - A one-eyed U.S. Marshall goes on a quest to find the most authentic hominy dish in the South.
The Kids Are All Bright - A lesbian couple brags about how smart their offspring are.
UPS - A old widower and a Boy Scout deliver packages in a floating house.
Torah! Torah! Torah!: The Shabbat of Dec 5th - 6th in Hawaii. Starring Martin Balsam as the Cantor.
Bri2k
From Prussia, with love: The true story of the relationship between Generals Hindenburg and Ludendorff.
Goldfinder: The search for buried treasure on Public beaches.
Thunderbill: Daffy Duck as a secret agent… ermm… duck.
Live and Let Dine: A tour of Bed and Breakfast’s in Louisiana, hosted by Roger Moore.
The Man with the Golden Pun: More fun with Austin Powers
The Spay who Loved Me: Man adopts stray cat.
Moonbaker: Chef working the night shift saves the world.
OctoPossy: Eight elite old west gunfighters hunt down bandits in an act of vengeance.
A View to a Kilt: Scottish Porn.
Ed Woody - biopic of a hapless porno director.
Let’s maybe add a word, National Geographic’s “Locked up Abroad” could be “Locked up WITH a broad” Would’nt that be a bitch?
Crouching Tigger, Hidden Dragon - Pooh, Eeyore, and Rabbit join kung fu forces in search of a stolen magical jade honeypot.
May Bodyguard - Tired of getting picked on, a schoolkid tries to enlist an older kid as his protector, who then can’t decide if he wants to help or not.
Ghostbustiers! - A new paranormal investigation team hits the streets in push-up corsets.
Singin’ in the Drain: Popular silent film star, Don Lockwood, has humble roots as a singer, dancer and stunt man. Don barely tolerates his vapid, shallow leading lady, Lina Lamont, and so resorts to singing in a storm drain in order to allude her…
Singin’ in the Brain: Popular silent film star, Don Lockwood, with humble roots as a singer, degenerates into schizophrenic insanity, tormented by unrelenting singing in his brain…
Singin’ in the Train: Speeding along in a bullet train with no brakes, popular silent film star, Don Lockwood…
Singing in the Rain: The more refined sequel to the American comedy musical film, about popular silent film star, Don Lockwood …
Brain Man - On the death of his father, Tom Cruise learns he has a hyper-intelligent brother.
Kill Billy - The troll under the bridge takes his revenge.
The Wild Brunch - Late-rising outlaws stand-off over the last slice of bacon.
The Asocial Network - New media fails to take off.
Stair Trek - The Eiffel tower lift goes out of commission.
Schindler’s Lizst - A man finds solace from the horrors of the holocaust in his piano lessons.
Ben-Hurt. Never race chariots.
Bluest Brothers
Dan and Jim make a gay porno.
Babes. Need I say more?
Never Give a Shucker an Even Break - Hijinks at the oyster bar
**The Sixth Sensei **– I see several martial arts masters
Bone Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest – Porn in the asylum
Father of the Bridge – Documentary about Golden Gate’s designer
My Fakir Lady – The rain in the Middle East falls mainly on the plain
Dong Day Afternoon – another porno
Coming, Homer – Marge is running late
Beauty and the Breast – Cute baby at dinner time
**Good Twill Hunting **– Shopping for a new suit
A Serious Moan – Yet more porn
Black Swank – Hilary in a minstrel show
Winter’s Boner – My last porno, I promise
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Star Wares - ‘Stars’ shopping their talents and buying merchandise. This Summer on A&E.